Wednesday, July 7, 2010

#499


Mystikal_1
"I make your tightest, hardest rapper brush his teeth with my dick."

-Mystikal, It Ain't My Fault 2 by Silkk the Shocker

You're actually singling out the best guy from another bunch of guys and telling everyone that you're going to rub your dick back and forth on his teeth. You know that this isn't a cool, right? 

Not only that, it would be really painful. And finally, this is the gayest thing you can "threaten" another guy with.

Filed under: Gay and painful




  

Posted by Chris Macho 
 
 



26 comments:

  1. Next line:
    "While I look for a sweater at Banana Republic."

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  2. I haven't heard part II, but the hook of part I was clearly inspired by the sitcom Family Matters, with Mystikal going "Did I do dat?" like Steve Urkel. THAT was dumb.

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  3. wait, it WAS part II... I remember calling it the Urkel song in high school.

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  4. Well, I used to visit this site frequently. I just checked in and saw that it still wasn't updated. Ah well. There goes another bookmark.

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  5. also, this wouldn't be effective dental hygiene. how would mystikal get rid of the food in between his teeth?

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  6. It's been more than a month now since the last update. This website is officially dead. Just post one more, bring it up to an even 500 and just call it a day. You've failed. :''(

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  7. Not only has the site reached a month-long standstill at it's 499th update, I'm STILL bothered by "you know that this isn't a cool, right?" What's a cool?

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  8. This song pretty much expresses my sense of desolation and sorrow at the demise of snacksandshit X''(
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhVM930YXY

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  9. This song pretty much expresses my sense of desolation and sorrow at the demise of snacksandshit X''(
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhVM930YXY

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  10. Shit! Double-post. Ah, it doesn't matter. This website's dead. X'''O

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  11. some people do have lives you know. start your own damn blog.

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  12. Fuck that! "Why don't you do it yourself?" GROW UP!!!
    Obviously they have lives. If they started a blog though, or certainly if I started my "own damn blog", if I was busy I would set aside the time for at least one update a week, having started the damn thing. What's mainly annoying is that this particular blog is for "ridiculous rap lyrics", it's not like they can be dry on material. :P

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  13. I mean, if they are spending a few months living with the Maori people in a remote part of New Zealand, I'd say, "OK. Fair enough. You wanna be a bit cut off from things, put the silly blog to one side for the moment." Other than that though, how can they have an excuse for not spending a few minutes updating, for a WHOLE FUCKING MONTH?!!
    "Some people do have lives you know" ...Absolutely. Some people clearly have lives being held hostage by Al-Qaeda for a months at a time. :P

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  14. No need for them to post anything else. Just get some lyrics, then take them literally, and write a little paragraph about why what the rapper said is gay or just isn't cool. Put it in Wordpad so you can come back and laugh at it, then you're done.

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  15. Did you die or something? Another great idea for a website that dies due to lack of new posts.

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  16. How sad, I was always hoping for this little chestnut from DMX's "Top Shotter" to appear here:
    "Stomp a mudhole in your face, motherfucker,
    Rip your butthole out of place...
    It's a dirty job but I just love doin' it."

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  17. About the original comment I don't get how this was especially disrespectful or painful.

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