-Fabolous, You Be Killin' 'Em
Hey man, no she didn't. I mean, how hot would a chick have to be for you to take her AND her donkey to Olive Garden?
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Fab's Friend: "So how was the date?"
Fabolous: "I mean yeah she's fly as fuck, and the restaurant was good. Everything was great until Bill started slobbering all over the food."
Fab's Friend: "Who's Bill?"
Fabolous: "Oh, she had a donkey with her... Bill's her... donkey."
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Filed Under: Worst date ever.
Posted by Chris D'Elia



your posts suck now, this site has seen better days :(
ReplyDeleteThis is just disappointing. :(
ReplyDeleteThat's solely dependent on the commentary. It sounds weird but some of the best lyrics are just outrageous in and of themselves. This one would probably be funnier if it was like, one of four posted over the space of a week. But it was nearly a month for *this*? Come on.
You know what? I actually don't believe Chris D'Elia wrote this one. Because him & Chris Macho are FUNNY.
ReplyDeleteAs Ed Lover would say...C'MON SON! I used to laugh my ass off on this site and now it practically never gets updated.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I ripped S&S on here a while ago, and was made fun of for it because it sounded a little weird, but I'll admit--the idea of Fabolous all downbeat explaining about his date that was disrupted by the donkey his girl had with her made me smile a little on the inside.
ReplyDeleteWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
ReplyDeleteI'm the guy that made fun of That Guy for saying stupid things about Snacks and Shit. Dude, you should've talked trash about this one! This doesn't phase my loyalty, but uh, this one was really bad.
ReplyDelete...That Guy, ...Rob?
You see, THIS is the stage S&S has got to. There's so little happening we've now got CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT happening in the Comments' section. ¬_¬
ReplyDeleteI also think Bill is just a really good name for a donkey.
ReplyDeleteOne month. You suck. See ya
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ReplyDeletedamn, it's a bummer that the internet is such a cesspool of amateur critics. if you have talent, then create your own project instead of co-opting others' comment sections with all this whiny bullshit. and chegandhijesus, it might serve you well to eat a fat dick :)
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@chegandhijesus i guess what i find annoying is just the whiny sense of entitlement that somehow they "owe" you updates. if i ran this website, your comments alone would be reason enough to stop updating. i honestly feel for dudes trying to maintain a positive comedic outlook, and then their audience includes obnoxious douches like yourself (at least how you present yourself in these comments). i'd love it if they updated too, and you know what? i shut the fuck up about it because they'll get to it when they get to it. like, honestly, did you think telling them how disappointed you were in their posts would have them pining for your approval, or were you just whining?
ReplyDeletelook, my point is: stop caring so much. i know it's a long shot, but it would be cool if you and the rest of the human race had the willpower to keep all of this whining bullshit internal, because it makes the internet a bummer (the irony, i know).
so here's what a non-blood-boiling comment might look like: dear chris macho and chris d'elia, thanks for a lot of good laughs. respect.
Well done on writing a 3-paragraph comment against whining.
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