Saturday, January 30, 2010

#467

DorroughMusic-01-big_090702_010545
"Do it ride good?"

-Dorrough, Ice Cream Paint Job 



Oh no no no no no no no nooooooooo.



Filed under: Not even trying to say it right



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Ice Cream Paint Job"

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

#466

Beanie_sigel2

"I fuck around and have you sleepin' underneath somethin'."

- Beanie Sigel, Me, You, Him, and Her

This is by far the VAGUEST way to threaten somebody.  Here are the 3 other vaguest ways to threaten someone...

1) Don't you do stuff or it's gonna be weird for a guy.

2) Watch out for these things or you'll be thinking about stuff maybe.

3) If you look at me some way I may or may not try thingys.

Filed under: So vague, so insecure about maybe getting his ass kicked



Posted by Chris D'Elia



Wednesday, January 20, 2010

#465

P_2 

"Ladies tell the truth. You know I'm cute."

Tony Yayo, So Seductive

Despite the fact that it's TERRIBLY insecure to say "You know I'm cute" to a bunch of ladies... why the fuck is he convinced they're lying about it? 

Filed under: So insecure, conspiracy theorist



Posted by Chris D'Elia

 

#464

Young-jeezy-420
"And me, I like to stand at the stove until I'm dizzy."

- Young Jeezy, Fed Up by DJ Khaled



Honestly is there a worse idea out there than this? You can't like doing this, can you?



Filed under: Would deserve to get burnt by the stove more than anybody ever



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Fed Up"

#463

Dmx_nymag
"I'ma have to show niggas how easily we blow niggas."

-DMX, Ruff Ryders Anthem



The only thing gayer than blowing a bunch of dudes is showing a whole bunch of other dudes how easy it is for you to do it. 



Filed under: The gayest thing you can ever do



Posted by Chris Macho



Tuesday, January 19, 2010

#462

Tibumber
"Loaded .44 on the low, where the cheese at?"



-T.I., What You Know



SOMEONE SHOW T.I. TO THE FUCKING CHEESE TABLE!



Filed under: Hungry brat



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "What You Know"

Friday, January 15, 2010

#461

Freeway2-1
 
"Enemies come sleep with me for breakfast. Guaranteed to eat this toast."



- Freeway, Roc the Mic by Beanie Sigel



This is a real roundabout way to say someone is going to die. In fact, it's just gay.



Filed under: Gay



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Roc The Mic"

Thursday, January 14, 2010

#460

Devin
"By all means I keep my balls clean."



-Devin the Dude, Kush Is My Cologne by Gucci Mane



What do you mean "by all means"? This isn't that hard. Like, just wash them.



Filed under: Not our business



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Kush Is My Cologne"

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

#459

Lil Flip-5
"Checkmate, nigga."



-Lil Flip, I'm Back



Filed under: Got kicked out of chess club



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "I'm Back"

Thursday, January 7, 2010

#458

Jayz
 
"What the fuck, I'm an animal: half man, half mammal."



-Jay-Z, Already Home



And all imbecile.



Filed under: So erroneous



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Already Home"

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

#457

Redman_full



"I'm a 'Everyday Nigga' like I'm Toyota."

-Redman, I'll Bee Dat



Yeah you are Toyota. No wait, you're not Toyota. Or like it. At all. What the fuck are you talking about?



Filed under: Went insane



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "I'll Bee Dat"

#456

Juelzsantana 



"Yeah, just call me 'Mr. Orgasm'."



-Juelz Santana, Back To The Crib



No, because this would make us both look bad.



Filed under: Got sent to the principal's office so much



Posted by Chris Macho



Listen/Buy "Back To The Crib"