-Dorrough, Ice Cream Paint Job 

Oh no no no no no no no nooooooooo.

Filed under: Not even trying to say it right



Posted by Chris Macho

"I fuck around and have you sleepin' underneath somethin'."

- Beanie Sigel, Me, You, Him, and Her

This is by far the VAGUEST way to threaten somebody.  Here are the 3 other vaguest ways to threaten someone...

1) Don't you do stuff or it's gonna be weird for a guy.

2) Watch out for these things or you'll be thinking about stuff maybe.

3) If you look at me some way I may or may not try thingys.

Filed under: So vague, so insecure about maybe getting his ass kicked



Posted by Chris D'Elia

"Ladies tell the truth. You know I'm cute."

Tony Yayo, So Seductive

Despite the fact that it's TERRIBLY insecure to say "You know I'm cute" to a bunch of ladies... why the fuck is he convinced they're lying about it? 

Filed under: So insecure, conspiracy theorist



Posted by Chris D'Elia

"And me, I like to stand at the stove until I'm dizzy."

- Young Jeezy, Fed Up by DJ Khaled

Honestly is there a worse idea out there than this? You can't like doing this, can you?

Filed under: Would deserve to get burnt by the stove more than anybody ever



Posted by Chris Macho

"I'ma have to show niggas how easily we blow niggas."

-DMX, Ruff Ryders Anthem

The only thing gayer than blowing a bunch of dudes is showing a whole bunch of other dudes how easy it is for you to do it. 

Filed under: The gayest thing you can ever do



Posted by Chris Macho

"Loaded .44 on the low, where the cheese at?"

-T.I., What You Know

SOMEONE SHOW T.I. TO THE FUCKING CHEESE TABLE!

Filed under: Hungry brat



Posted by Chris Macho

 "Enemies come sleep with me for breakfast. Guaranteed to eat this toast."

- Freeway, Roc the Mic by Beanie Sigel

This is a real roundabout way to say someone is going to die. In fact, it's just gay.

Filed under: Gay



Posted by Chris Macho

"By all means I keep my balls clean."

-Devin the Dude, Kush Is My Cologne by Gucci Mane

What do you mean "by all means"? This isn't that hard. Like, just wash them.

Filed under: Not our business



Posted by Chris Macho

"Checkmate, nigga."

-Lil Flip, I'm Back

Filed under: Got kicked out of chess club



Posted by Chris Macho

 "What the fuck, I'm an animal: half man, half mammal."

-Jay-Z, Already Home

And all imbecile.

Filed under: So erroneous



Posted by Chris Macho

-Redman, I'll Bee Dat

Yeah you are Toyota. No wait, you're not Toyota. Or like it. At all. What the fuck are you talking about?

Filed under: Went insane



Posted by Chris Macho

"Yeah, just call me 'Mr. Orgasm'."

-Juelz Santana, Back To The Crib

No, because this would make us both look bad.

Filed under: Got sent to the principal's office so much



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Back To The Crib"