Wednesday, February 17, 2010

#470

Bunb-1
 
"I wrote this on my iPhone so let me drop this iBomb."



-Bun B, Uptown by Drake



Uh, good one (I guess).



Filed under: Dork



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Uptown"

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

#469

Plies2 "Ate pussy in the shower for the first time last week."


-Plies, Feel Like Fuckin
It's Christmas Eve. Plies has been invited to a friend's house because he's alone. His friend's dad asks him what he's been up to.
"You know, a little this, a little that. Ate pussy in the shower for the first time last week, so..."
"Get out of my house."
Filed under: Not our business / Worst conversation starter

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

#468

NickiMinaj
"Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns."



-Nicki Minaj, Bedrock by Young Money



I'm pretty sure it's never time for this because this isn't enjoyable for either party. As a side note, if this is going to be suggested, it should be done without a maybe.



Filed under: So insecure / Not fun at all



Posted by Chris Macho


Listen/Buy "Bedrock"