Indefinite hiatus. This is the archive. Thank you for the fun.
"I ain't trying to be Bill Gates, I'm trying to be the nigga Bill Gates hates."
Krizz Kaliko, Getcha Life Right
Here's one goal which is impossible and another goal which is not that hard and wildly unambitious.
Filed under: Worst goal ever.
Posted by Chris Macho
"Beef is just a style of cow."
-Fabolous, Salute
Simply put, cows don't come in styles, because cows aren't sunglasses. Nobody is out there saying, "And over here we have the Fall collection. We have rodeo, all black, and beef."
Filed under: 100% Wrong
Posted by Chris Macho
"I'm shittin' on niggas and peein' on the seat."
Big Boi, Shutterbug
Who takes a shit and holds the pee, THEN goes to the bathroom just to do it and miss?
Or, is the dude in the toilet, and you're shitting on him and then standing up and turning around so you can piss in and on the toilet?
Or, are you peeing on regular (non-toilet) seats?
Help! I need to know.
Filed under: What a DICK
Posted by Chris Macho
"Heavy. Real heavy. It feels heavy. Somebody help me. My neck hurt."
-Gucci Mane, Heavy
This isn't a line in a rap song. It's a conversation somebody has right before they get taken to the hospital.
Filed under: Needs an ambulance
Posted by Chris Macho
"How it feel to wake up and be the shit and the urine?"
-Kanye West, Swagga Like Us by T.I.
I don't know, you tell us. I guess you'd probably get used to the smell after a while.Filed under: Not good AT ALL / Not possible / So dumb
Posted by Chris Macho
"We got them birds in the coffee cans."
Birdman, Imma DBoy by Lil Wayne
This is exactly what a Secret Service guy says into his lapel so that the the rest of the guys will know that the mission is on.
Filed under: In the Secret Service
Posted by Chris Macho
