Wednesday, May 12, 2010


"Spit lobster and shrimp, you could tell by the hat."

- Beanie Sigel, Watch Your Bitches

Oh really?  Nope. In fact the only way we could tell if you "spit lobster and shrimp" (which is not something anyway) by your hat, would be if on your hat it read the words "I spit lobster and shrimp". Then at least we could be like, "Hmmm I don't know what spitting lobster and shrimp would even be... but I guess that guy with the hat is someone who does it."
But umm your hat obviously doesn't say that beanie, because that would be fucking retarded. So... ya know... see ya.

Filed under: Worst way to tell if someone spits lobster and shrimp even though that actually means nothing in the first place/weirdest bragging ever

Posted by Chris D'Elia