"Baby, you the whole package, plus you pay your taxes."

-B.O.B., Nothin' On You

This is way less fun when the lyrics are this practical.

Filed under: So practical and reasonable



Posted by Chris Macho   

"Your girl got her hand on my cock, but I ain’t Will Smith."

-The Game, Big Money

Ummmm, okay dude. Nobody was talking about Will Smith though, so.... this is fucking weird. Plus, we already know. Nobody was confusing you with Will Smith.

This is actually just plain sad to say this in a song where you keep saying, "Everybody know me, it's like I'm a movie star. Everybody know me, it's like I'm a movie star. Everybody know me, it's like I'm a movie star."

Filed Under: Wants to be Will Smith so bad / Plain sad



Posted by Chris Macho