Wednesday, September 29, 2010

#510

Trick-daddy
"We tote big guns, and everybody know somebody that know somebody that know somethin' about it."


- Trick Daddy, Let's Go


Actually, I don't know anybody who knows anybody who knows anything about this, but I guess I'll just take your word for it. You "tote big guns."


Also, who cares.


Filed under: Claiming everyone talks about his big guns





Posted by Chris Macho 



Monday, September 20, 2010

#509

Happy-birthday-eminem-21354401
"So suck my dick while I take a shit and do this crossword puzzle."

- Eminem, Threesixfive

I think it's mostly just the way you put it that makes it sound so fucking unappealing. Also, who would actually keep working on the crossword after the blowjob started?


That reminds me of something...

Filed under: Too many activities



Thursday, September 16, 2010

#508

Nas1460
"Where you and your mens at?"


-Nas, Made You Look


This is a good thing to say if you want to start a fight with a bunch of dudes, or what you say on the phone when people are late to your gay orgy.


Filed under: Gay orgy off to a bad start





Posted by Chris Macho 



Sunday, September 12, 2010

#507

Jadakiss_listening
"I make a million by June, I'm saying fuck July."


-Jadakiss, Blood Pressure by The LOX


"That's right. I'm gonna go May, June, August."


Hey, Jadakiss, Just because you're having a good year doesn't mean you have to take it out on a month. And what do you mean, "Fuck July"?


Filed under: Taking anger out on abstract things / Giving up





Posted by Chris Macho 



Monday, September 6, 2010

#506

Busta-rhymes
"Hey yo, we about to take everybody from every street and throw a party in the Grand Canyon, come on!"


- Busta Rhymes, Make It Clap


THE GRAND CANYON!!! I mean, worst party ever. Do you know how hard it would be to find the actual party?


And what do you mean "take everybody from every street"? The criteria for attending this party is you have to... be on a street? So just everyone?


Filed under: Basically kidnapping a lot of people






Posted by Chris Macho 



Wednesday, September 1, 2010

#505

Yo_Gotti-wlml7
"I'm retarded."


-Yo Gotti, Women Lie Men Lie


Well, there's nothing left for me to say, really.


Filed under: Retarded