Friday, January 7, 2011

#512

Billboard-Honor-Kanye-West
"My presence is a present, kiss my ass."


-Kanye West, "Monster"


You know, this is great because this is exactly what I imagine Kanye saying to his nephew at his birthday party when his nephew asks him if he brought a present for him.


Hey Kanye, you know how you have this reputation for being a total fucking dickface? Maybe it's because you say stuff like this.


In fact, it's so fucking dick to say even the first part of this sentence, but the "kiss my ass"... That's the dickface coup de grâce. Way to go.


Filed under: Worst guy at a birthday





Posted by Chris Macho 



22 comments:

  1. I knew you had to mention this song at some stage. It has him, Jay-Z, Rick Ross & Nicki Minaj ALL in the same song. But this takes the biscuit; it really was a 'dickface coup de grace'. Nice expression btw

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  3. My fave lyrics from this song is actually "ever had sex with a pharaoh? Put the pussy in an esophagus." WHAT kanye?! First of all, are you killing the girl after sex?? Second, that's just bizarre

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  4. ummmm that would be sarcophagus. still bizarre. slightly more intelligible

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  5. ya what i meant. still bizarre

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  7. To Hillary... it's put the pussy in a sarcophagus. You moron.
    Chris Macho has once again fucked up. So he's an asshole...who the fuck cares. He makes millions and he can say things like that.

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