-Kanye West, "Monster"
You know, this is great because this is exactly what I imagine Kanye saying to his nephew at his birthday party when his nephew asks him if he brought a present for him.
Hey Kanye, you know how you have this reputation for being a total fucking dickface? Maybe it's because you say stuff like this.
In fact, it's so fucking dick to say even the first part of this sentence, but the "kiss my ass"... That's the dickface coup de grâce. Way to go.
Filed under: Worst guy at a birthday
Posted by Chris Macho