"The square root of 69 is 8-somethin', right?"
-Drake, What's My Name by Rhianna
Yes, Drake, that's right. The square root of 69 is, in fact, 8-something. It's 8.30662386629... Thanks for tossing that out there.
The better question is, why are we talking about math right now? Oh I get it, you just learned square roots so you're putting it on display. Here's the thing, though: you're on a song right now, so you can cut that out immediately.
Oh, and if you're doing it just for the "69" reference, well, then that's just super dorky.
Filed under: Just learned math / Huge dork / So insecure
Posted by Chris Macho
This is the best one in a while. haha
ReplyDeleteEver heard of a double entendre? "The square root of sixty-nine is ate somethin, right?"
ReplyDeleteyeahh, this line is dope....you guys fucked up
ReplyDeleteEven if this line is meant to be a double entendre, it's a pretty bad one.
ReplyDeleteIf you were 69ing and you aren't sure what you ate then I'd say you definitely have some learning to do about vaginas and sex in general.
So now this can also be filed under:
Didn't pay attention in Sex Ed.
Bad student
and Vaginas possibly cause amnesia
When some of you post that they missed the point, you missed the joke. It's meant to be taken out of context. That's where most of the humor comes from. Who cares what he actually "meant" to say. Take it literal and you'll see the humor.
ReplyDeleteworst math teacher...
ReplyDelete"It's meant to be taken out of context. That's where most of the humor comes from."
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll file that one under "that means it isn't funny"
drake isnt good anyway and that line isnt good either.
ReplyDeleteyeahhhh while i do enjoy all the other entries on snacksandshit.com, this one is a fail. i think it's a pretty good double entendre.
ReplyDeleteWow, I had forgotten this graveyard of hipster hackiness until I saw you in that cracker ad. Amazed that you're still trying, but glad to see it never caught on.
ReplyDeleteits great to see that theres still dorks in the comments section that overanalyze things to sound important
ReplyDeleteThis is such a good dorky double entendre! Really upset to see this on snacks and shit! Only genius piece Drake every threw out there and the cutest little math joke. There are worse lines to focus on in that song by far ie "The things we could do in twenty minutes, girl" -- not something to brag about? Or the title... This website was way better in its earlier days.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good double entendre. You guys fucked up.
ReplyDeleteloke music
ReplyDeletethis is a dope line. Chris Macho you must be pretty stupid to try and take drake down. he's one of the smartest rappers out there.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good thing to say if you want to start a fight with a bunch of dudes, or what you say on the phone when people are late to your gay orgy.
ReplyDeleteThe better question is, why are we talking about math right now? Oh I get it, you just learned square roots so you're putting it on display. Here's the thing, though: you're on a song right now, so you can cut that out immediately.
ReplyDeleteAll things are difficult before they are easy.
ReplyDeleteSuch a good writing, or by I saw for the first time. I'm quite happy, you are a good writer
ReplyDeleteI hate this line
ReplyDeletereally do
but
could it mean that it takes two to do a 69, and since a square root is two equal numbers, its like two equal lovers doing a 69.
idk
i hate drake
Such a good writing, or by I saw for the first time. I'm quite happy, you are a good writer
ReplyDeleteEven if this line is meant to be a double entendre, it's a pretty bad one.
ReplyDeleteIf you were 69ing and you aren't sure what you ate then I'd say you definitely have some learning to do about vaginas and sex in general.
So now this can also be filed under:
Didn't pay attention in Sex Ed.
Bad student
and Vaginas possibly cause amnesia
When some of you post that they missed the point, you missed the joke. It's meant to be taken out of context. That's where most of the humor comes from. Who cares what he actually "meant" to say. Take it literal and you'll see the humor.
ReplyDeleteNew shit by drake next month "IC Weiner"
ReplyDeleteThis is a GREAT line. Fall back.
ReplyDeleteyeah whoever posted doesn't know shit about rap...
ReplyDeletesome of you people seriously have too much time on your hands if all you do is sit on here and criticize song lyrics...ITS A DAMN SONG!!!
ReplyDeleteDrake Wears Victoria Secret
ReplyDelete