Wednesday, April 6, 2011

#520

Rick-ross
"Die young but fuck it, we flew first class."

-Rick Ross, Live Fast, Die Young

Priest: "Here lies Rick Ross. Yes... he died young. But there is a silver lining here: he flew first class a couple of times."

Filed under: Worst accomplishment

7 comments:

  1. This is a good thing to say if you want to start a fight with a bunch of dudes, or what you say on the phone when people are late to your gay orgy.

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  3. I can't count the number of times I've opened one of those tiny bags of peanuts or pretzels and thought "I would give up so many decades of life to be eating something else right now."
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  6. Y'all know some of these are actually metaphors that you just didn't get. Like, you know, he's not literally flying on an airplane, he's 'flying' through life in first class, at the top, with all the goodies. It's still a pretty weak and uninventive metaphor, though. Maybe you realized this but thought it would be worth razzing on anyways for a goof, but it's pretty unfunny compared to the rest of these. What I'm really saying is, when it came to this post you were totes flying coach.

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