"Die young but fuck it, we flew first class."
-Rick Ross, Live Fast, Die Young
Priest: "Here lies Rick Ross. Yes... he died young. But there is a silver lining here: he flew first class a couple of times."
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Indefinite hiatus. This is the archive. Thank you for the fun.
This is a good thing to say if you want to start a fight with a bunch of dudes, or what you say on the phone when people are late to your gay orgy.
ReplyDeleteRemember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them.
ReplyDeleteI can't count the number of times I've opened one of those tiny bags of peanuts or pretzels and thought "I would give up so many decades of life to be eating something else right now."
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In spite of its glory in history, these primitive, big looking boots failed
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organized a compaign to ask for these boots banned.
It took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...
ReplyDeleteY'all know some of these are actually metaphors that you just didn't get. Like, you know, he's not literally flying on an airplane, he's 'flying' through life in first class, at the top, with all the goodies. It's still a pretty weak and uninventive metaphor, though. Maybe you realized this but thought it would be worth razzing on anyways for a goof, but it's pretty unfunny compared to the rest of these. What I'm really saying is, when it came to this post you were totes flying coach.
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