"I don't eat pork, not 'cause I'm a Muslim, I just don't really like it... but I really will fuck a bird up."
- Immortal Technique, Beef and Broccoli
Friend: "Yo Immortal, you comin by for BBQ or what?"
Immortal: "What yall havin?"
Friend: "Porkchops, ribs, corn and mashed potatoes."
Immortal: "Fuck that nigga. I'll bring my own shit to grill."
(2hrs later, Immortal finally arrives at the BBQ)
Friend: "Yo! Why yo hands bloody? Is that a dead peacock??? Where you been??"
Immortal: "Zoo. Let's eat nigga."
File under: terrible with parrots / poisons hummingbirds
Posted by Nick Spears
Yeah...not funny...
ReplyDeleteYou're chatting shit less funny than your quotes already are...
Yeah, it's like this Nick Spears fellow really put himself out to make absolutely sure that this post would not be funny. Very thorough.
ReplyDeleteI'm not surprised with his quotes..)
ReplyDeleteThat shit was pretty funny to me.
ReplyDeletei'll bet other than revolutionary volume 1 you can't find any other quotes worth putting on here.
ReplyDeleteI laughed anyway
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