Thursday, April 7, 2011

#522

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"I don't eat pork, not 'cause I'm a Muslim, I just don't really like it... but I really will fuck a bird up."


- Immortal Technique, Beef and Broccoli


Friend: "Yo Immortal, you comin by for BBQ or what?"


Immortal: "What yall havin?"


Friend: "Porkchops, ribs, corn and mashed potatoes."


Immortal: "Fuck that nigga. I'll bring my own shit to grill."


(2hrs later, Immortal finally arrives at the BBQ)


Friend: "Yo! Why yo hands bloody? Is that a dead peacock??? Where you been??"


Immortal: "Zoo. Let's eat nigga."


File under: terrible with parrots / poisons hummingbirds


 


 






Posted by Nick Spears



10 comments:

  1. Yeah...not funny...
    You're chatting shit less funny than your quotes already are...

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  2. Yeah, it's like this Nick Spears fellow really put himself out to make absolutely sure that this post would not be funny. Very thorough.

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  3. I'm not surprised with his quotes..)

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  4. That shit was pretty funny to me.

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