- Immortal Technique, Beef and Broccoli
Friend: "Yo Immortal, you comin by for BBQ or what?"
Immortal: "What yall havin?"
Friend: "Porkchops, ribs, corn and mashed potatoes."
Immortal: "Fuck that nigga. I'll bring my own shit to grill."
(2hrs later, Immortal finally arrives at the BBQ)
Friend: "Yo! Why yo hands bloody? Is that a dead peacock??? Where you been??"
Immortal: "Zoo. Let's eat nigga."
File under: terrible with parrots / poisons hummingbirds
Posted by Nick Spears