Tuesday, May 10, 2011

#526

Kanye


"Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck."


Kanye West, E.T. by Katy Perry


Producer: "Stop the track real quick. Yo Kanye, did you just say something about Shrek?"


Kanye: "Nope."


Producer: "Hmmmmmm? I could've sworn I heard you say Shrek? Cuz he's an ogre... not an alien, soooooo doesn't really pertain to this song."


Kanye: "Noted. I'll keep it about his pants then. Those are totally relevant."


Filed under: Kanye watches Disney not sci-fi


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



17 comments:

  1. If Chris Macho wrote this, I would have laughed. Not because you're not funny. But more so because I lied just now and you're not funny, Nick Spears.

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  5. Shrek is dreamworks not disney. Also he means his pockets are full of green. Still a dumb line though.

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