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"Rip your butthole out of place."DMX, Here Comes the BoomThat seems a bit over the top. Is there a backstory? Or just because?
Filed under: Disturbing
Posted by Nick Spears
I'm *pretty good at snacksandshit. (Legend: *pretty good at snacksandshit = not funny and gay)
Before you get the wrong idea, my name is Hamed Akbar Hamed Akbir Hamed Assan. So my name being HAHAHA has nothing to do with laughter. In other words, Nick...just...see ya.
Hey come on, I think this is Nick's best one so far. I do miss D'Elia though.
"Nicks's best one so far"?If I have 5 tacos made out of poop and one happens to have cheese in it, then yeah. It would be the best taco of the bunch.
he's the new kid on the block. i think he's pretty funny but i'm just haPPy theyre posting new ones!
OK, this is his *first* good one. Happy? Brevity being the soul of wit and all that, I thought this one was quite funny.
And actually #524 was quite funny too. Nick Spears is really bad at doing scenes of dialogue in his analysis but when he keeps it short & sweet like this it's funny. It takes people a while to get the hang of things so just stop giving SO much of a shit about it. We're on a dying fucking planet remember? And with all the world's knowledge at your fingertips, you're pissed that a blog isn't as funny as it used to be?
ROFL! guy iz HILARIOUS
Dear Anonymous,See ya.
Man, I've been waiting for the S & S treatment of this line forever--really, since I first heard this song about 11 years ago--and they put Nick "The Laugh Murderer" Spears on it?!?It's a given that the song is about threatening people, Nick. That's the "boom" that the title mentions is coming. The thing is, you can't move a hole, much less "rip (it) out of place." CAN'T. Which makes it just a really faulty threat, much like this one: http://www.snacksandshit.com/2010/01/466.html. Other faulty threats:a) I'll hit you so hard you'll have three noses.b) I'll put Phillips-head screws into you using a flat-head screwdriver.c) I'll shoot you in the face so much you'll convert to Scientology.Also, you don't know how asterisks are used*.*For real.
Hey, Anonymass.S'cock of you to type that much.
In spite of its glory in history, these primitive, big looking boots failedat its debut in the western society. There were even extremists whoorganized a compaign to ask for these boots banned.
It took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...
Well you see, killing the pusy is obviously a hip hop slang, but the egyptians worshipped cats and did infact put "pussies" in the sarcophagus of the pharos
Failure is the mother of success. - Thomas Paine