"Sittin' on leather with my shit together."
- Ridin Slow, Bun B
I'm wondering if he's implying that one of these has to do with the other. Alas, this would make for a mostly valid argument.
Filed under: Weird argument but probably true / Convenient rhyme
Posted by Chris Macho
If, as Bun B implies, leather keeps his "shit together" then what happens when he sits on a synthetic fabric? Sounds like a smelly disaster to me.
ReplyDeleteIn spite of its glory in history, these primitive, big looking boots failed
ReplyDeleteat its debut in the western society. There were even extremists who
organized a compaign to ask for these boots banned.
It took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...
ReplyDeleteI'm picturing a chick who's falling down and freaking the fuck out.
ReplyDeleteFiled under: Thinks horses know how to rollerskate, Worst analogy ever