Monday, June 13, 2011

#544

KANYE_WEST_ANIM


"Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus."


Kanye West, Monster


Kanye, first off... you would be the worst pharaoh EVER. Secondly... you would have NO game if you told the ladies you were going to bury them in a fancy coffin if they have sex with you.  You are a moron.


Filed under: Rapping about words he heard on The History Channel, Not a pharaoh/god, Has no game with ancient Egyptian women


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



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  3. I disagree. This one's really good. I LMAO'd at "Has no game with ancient Egyptian women" X''D

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  5. He meant that he will (figuratively) murder the vagina. Not the vagina's owner. Once that is understood, this line actually is witty on many different levels.
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