"Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus."
Kanye West, Monster
Kanye, first off... you would be the worst pharaoh EVER. Secondly... you would have NO game if you told the ladies you were going to bury them in a fancy coffin if they have sex with you. You are a moron.
Filed under: Rapping about words he heard on The History Channel, Not a pharaoh/god, Has no game with ancient Egyptian women
Posted by Nick Spears
Well you see, killing the pusy is obviously a hip hop slang, but the egyptians worshipped cats and did infact put "pussies" in the sarcophagus of the pharos
ReplyDeleteSorry, this one sucks.
ReplyDeleteBecause it is actually a good line. Egyptians put cats in sarcophagi; Kanye's playing on the word pussy. It's funny, and Kanye's in on the joke.
I know you guys get hip hop, and are willfully obtuse, for the comedy, but your best entries are picking out bars that are really lame and weird, if you stop to think about them.
This one's a reach, and therefore stupid. Like when you pretend "birds" and "chickens" don't refer to drugs. It's not funny if you have to dumb yourself down to get it.
I disagree. This one's really good. I LMAO'd at "Has no game with ancient Egyptian women" X''D
ReplyDelete@Truth - Take your issues up with Nick Spears. Since he was added to SnacksAndShit, the quality has gone downhill fast.
ReplyDeleteIf I wanted to read unfunny one-liners, I'd pretend to be Nick Spears on SnacksAndShit.
He meant that he will (figuratively) murder the vagina. Not the vagina's owner. Once that is understood, this line actually is witty on many different levels.
ReplyDelete@Truth is spot on with his comment.
In spite of its glory in history, these primitive, big looking boots failed
ReplyDeleteat its debut in the western society. There were even extremists who
organized a compaign to ask for these boots banned.
sorry yall, im a pussy
ReplyDeleteIt took us ages to get dressed - we got changed about 3 times before finally settling on a bit of sparkle...
ReplyDeleteWell you see, killing the pusy is obviously a hip hop slang, but the egyptians worshipped cats and did infact put "pussies" in the sarcophagus of the pharos
ReplyDeleteregardless of what any of you say on these comments, kanye west will always be a stupid asshole.
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