Wednesday, May 25, 2011

#537

Wakaflocka


"Keep my dick hard and keep me smoking."


Waka Flocka Flame, Hard in Da Paint


First of all... It's nice to have goals.  Secondly... I'd hate to be your personal assistant.


Third... I have a great title for your biography: "Boners & Bongloads: The Story of Waka Flocka Flame"


Filed under: Worst guy to be stoned around


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Monday, May 23, 2011

#536

Ll-cool-j24
"She's looking for a real good time. I said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise," and I ran away with the bottle of wine."


-LL Cool J, Going Back to Cali


Filed Under: Not a real good time


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Saturday, May 21, 2011

#535

Raekwon


"Stainless steel watches, ostrich turtlenecks, here's the deal."

Raekwon, Rich and Black


Not interested.


Filed under: Worst salesman


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Thursday, May 19, 2011

#534

Yelawolf


"I gave you all of my soul and all I got left is a key chain."


Yelawolf, Love is Not Enough


I can't help but wonder if it was a rabbit's foot? Because, that would be hilarious!


Filed under: Overly sensitive about mementos / Worst trade ever


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Wednesday, May 18, 2011

#533

Lil-wayne-smoking
"I'm here to distinguish the bears from the penguins."


-Lil Wayne, Break Up


Everyone stand back! There's a professional here! Let him do his job!


Filed under: Easiest job ever / A zoopkeeper


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Tuesday, May 17, 2011

#532

Hr3


"Why you open up ya ass and let me travel in there?"


Busta Rhymes, Ass On Your Shoulders


Hey Busta, Any chick that would respond with "OK!" is fuckin disgusting.


Filed under: Likes buttholes, Not smooth


Macho: Yeah what does he mean 'travel'? It's his dick. It's not catching a flight out of LAX...


Extra filed under: Not traveling


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Monday, May 16, 2011

#531

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"I just want everybody to kind of be clear of what's taking place right now. It's not an introduction, it's more like a beginning. It's like the calm before the storm.


I guess you can sorta call it the rebirth or the birth period. It's the growth..."


-Joe Budden, Stand Up Nucca


Hey man, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?


We should have known that this was going to be a train-wreck when it started out with the declaration, "I just want everyone to kind of be clear." Kudos. You accomplished that. It really is only kind of clear what's taking place.


Honorable mention: You "guess you can sorta call it the rebirth"? This is the weakest salvo of a rebirth of all time.


Filed under: So unclear / Figure it out before you start recording / So insecure


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Saturday, May 14, 2011

#530

Jr1z4v3ubkik3vb1


"From my naps, to the bunion on my big toe."
Method Man, Shadowboxin' by GZA


Hey Method Man, you forgot to mention: crosswords, metamucil, soup, shuffle board & bingo night.


Filed under: Kills it at nursing homes, "Bad Hip" Hop


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Friday, May 13, 2011

#529

Tyler-toilet-1
"Um yes, I am now beating off to mom sex."


Tyler the Creator, Steak Sauce


Um, what's mom sex?


Filed under: Incest?


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Thursday, May 12, 2011

#528

Dmx


"Rip your butthole out of place."

DMX, Here Comes the Boom

That seems a bit over the top. Is there a backstory? Or just because?


Filed under: Disturbing


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Wednesday, May 11, 2011

#527

50_Cent-photo_004


"But, I twist that la la la la."


50 Cent, High All the Time


What do you mean "but"? Are you arguing with someone here?


The only thing that someone could say that you could respond with this sentence is, "Hey 50, I heard you don't twist that la la la la."


...But nobody would ever say that.


Filed under: Worst argument ever






Posted by Chris Macho 



Tuesday, May 10, 2011

#526

Kanye


"Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck."


Kanye West, E.T. by Katy Perry


Producer: "Stop the track real quick. Yo Kanye, did you just say something about Shrek?"


Kanye: "Nope."


Producer: "Hmmmmmm? I could've sworn I heard you say Shrek? Cuz he's an ogre... not an alien, soooooo doesn't really pertain to this song."


Kanye: "Noted. I'll keep it about his pants then. Those are totally relevant."


Filed under: Kanye watches Disney not sci-fi


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears