Tuesday, June 28, 2011

#549

YEA THATS ABOUT 10 STACKS A HALF A BRICK N MY PANTS    P TOWN MOECHECK OUT MY MUSIC PAGE $STR
"This the two-seat rider with the ketchup inside."


-P. Town Moe, Way I Live by Baby Boy Da Prince 


Filed Under: Needs to get his car detailed


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Monday, June 27, 2011

#548

Fabolous_001_082409
"Oh, you talking? What about? If it ain't how I kept you studded out you might as well shut ya mouth."


Fabolous, Deuces (remix) by Chris Brown


This, right here, is on the all-time-super-dick-shit list.


Filed Under: Meanest boyfriend ever


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Friday, June 24, 2011

#547

Hodgy-beats-snake


"Triple six is my number, you can get it off my Tumblr."


Hodgy Beats, Sandwitches by Tyler the Creator


Satan must be so proud.


Filed under: Nerdiest Satan worshiper, Worst shout out


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Monday, June 20, 2011

#546

Kool moe dee


"Skyscrapers look like atoms."


Kool Moe Dee, I Go To Work


Ummm... Nope. They sure don't.


Filed under: Got an F in science class


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Tuesday, June 14, 2011

#545

Ludacris Source Magazine Cover
"Where the cops at? Because I'm drunk as fuck. Tell them I'm far from sober. 'Cause if the po-po happen to pull me over, I'mma just tell 'em..."


Ludacris, Everybody Drunk


Good call. Just tell them that you're drunk as fuck. I'm sure they'll understand and thank you for your honesty.


Filed under: Worst Idea Ever / Idiot / Definitely going to jail


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Monday, June 13, 2011

#544

KANYE_WEST_ANIM


"Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus."


Kanye West, Monster


Kanye, first off... you would be the worst pharaoh EVER. Secondly... you would have NO game if you told the ladies you were going to bury them in a fancy coffin if they have sex with you.  You are a moron.


Filed under: Rapping about words he heard on The History Channel, Not a pharaoh/god, Has no game with ancient Egyptian women


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Friday, June 10, 2011

#543

Jayz


"Eatin' ya'll food, leaving dishes."


- Jay-Z, Hate


Oh, so you're that asshole. Quick question though, what the fuck is with you and dishes?


Filed under: Worst houseguest / So rude


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Thursday, June 9, 2011

#542

Lil-wayne-singer


"Rain on my head, call that brainstorming. Yeah this is deep, oh, but I go deeper."


Lil' Wayne, Motivation by Kelly Rowland


If you think that was deep, you should dive into "Confessions of an Heiress" by Paris Hilton. HEAVY SHIT. Major raindrops.


Filed under: Doesn't read Immanuel Kant


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Wednesday, June 8, 2011

#541

Young-jeezy shine
"Sometime I ask myself, 'Hey Jeezy, how ya doin?'"


-Young Jeezy, Just Like That by Bun B


"...And then I respond, 'Thanks for asking, Jeezy, I'm doin all right? How about you?"


It's a close call, but I think the only thing more Goddamn depressing than this... is this.


Filed under: No friends / Worst story ever / MPD


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Monday, June 6, 2011

#540

Macdre


"I'm talking to you niggas who's happy as a faggot in a tree full of dicks."


Mac Dre, Stupid Doo-Doo-Dumb


This is one of those thoughts/ideas that NO homosexual would ever think of. 


Filed under: Has ultra gay thoughts, Weirdest analogy ever



Sunday, June 5, 2011

#539


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"Sittin' on leather with my shit together."


- Ridin Slow, Bun B


I'm wondering if he's implying that one of these has to do with the other. Alas, this would make for a mostly valid argument.


Filed under: Weird argument but probably true / Convenient rhyme


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Wednesday, June 1, 2011

#538

Tech-n9ne
"In Cozumel, Mexico: shorts and Jordans and a sombrero."


Tech N9ne, I Love Music


You know the locals are laughing at you right?


Filed under: Worst tourist


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears