Tuesday, June 28, 2011


"This the two-seat rider with the ketchup inside."

-P. Town Moe, Way I Live by Baby Boy Da Prince 

Filed Under: Needs to get his car detailed





Posted by Chris Macho

Monday, June 27, 2011


"Oh, you talking? What about? If it ain't how I kept you studded out you might as well shut ya mouth."

Fabolous, Deuces (remix) by Chris Brown

This, right here, is on the all-time-super-dick-shit list.

Filed Under: Meanest boyfriend ever





Posted by Chris Macho

Friday, June 24, 2011



"Triple six is my number, you can get it off my Tumblr."

Hodgy Beats, Sandwitches by Tyler the Creator

Satan must be so proud.

Filed under: Nerdiest Satan worshiper, Worst shout out





Posted by Nick Spears

Monday, June 20, 2011


Kool moe dee

"Skyscrapers look like atoms."

Kool Moe Dee, I Go To Work

Ummm... Nope. They sure don't.

Filed under: Got an F in science class




Posted by Nick Spears

Tuesday, June 14, 2011


Ludacris Source Magazine Cover
"Where the cops at? Because I'm drunk as fuck. Tell them I'm far from sober. 'Cause if the po-po happen to pull me over, I'mma just tell 'em..."

Ludacris, Everybody Drunk

Good call. Just tell them that you're drunk as fuck. I'm sure they'll understand and thank you for your honesty.

Filed under: Worst Idea Ever / Idiot / Definitely going to jail




Posted by Chris Macho

Monday, June 13, 2011



"Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus."

Kanye West, Monster

Kanye, first off... you would be the worst pharaoh EVER. Secondly... you would have NO game if you told the ladies you were going to bury them in a fancy coffin if they have sex with you.  You are a moron.

Filed under: Rapping about words he heard on The History Channel, Not a pharaoh/god, Has no game with ancient Egyptian women




Posted by Nick Spears

Friday, June 10, 2011



"Eatin' ya'll food, leaving dishes."

- Jay-Z, Hate

Oh, so you're that asshole. Quick question though, what the fuck is with you and dishes?

Filed under: Worst houseguest / So rude




Posted by Chris Macho

Thursday, June 9, 2011



"Rain on my head, call that brainstorming. Yeah this is deep, oh, but I go deeper."

Lil' Wayne, Motivation by Kelly Rowland

If you think that was deep, you should dive into "Confessions of an Heiress" by Paris Hilton. HEAVY SHIT. Major raindrops.

Filed under: Doesn't read Immanuel Kant




Posted by Nick Spears

Wednesday, June 8, 2011


Young-jeezy shine
"Sometime I ask myself, 'Hey Jeezy, how ya doin?'"

-Young Jeezy, Just Like That by Bun B

"...And then I respond, 'Thanks for asking, Jeezy, I'm doin all right? How about you?"

It's a close call, but I think the only thing more Goddamn depressing than this... is this.

Filed under: No friends / Worst story ever / MPD





Posted by Chris Macho

Monday, June 6, 2011



"I'm talking to you niggas who's happy as a faggot in a tree full of dicks."

Mac Dre, Stupid Doo-Doo-Dumb

This is one of those thoughts/ideas that NO homosexual would ever think of. 

Filed under: Has ultra gay thoughts, Weirdest analogy ever

Sunday, June 5, 2011


"Sittin' on leather with my shit together."

- Ridin Slow, Bun B

I'm wondering if he's implying that one of these has to do with the other. Alas, this would make for a mostly valid argument.

Filed under: Weird argument but probably true / Convenient rhyme





Posted by Chris Macho

Wednesday, June 1, 2011


"In Cozumel, Mexico: shorts and Jordans and a sombrero."

Tech N9ne, I Love Music

You know the locals are laughing at you right?

Filed under: Worst tourist





Posted by Nick Spears