"All associates can suck cock."

Tyler the Creator, Steak Sauce

Like, ever?

Filed under: So general / Telling basically everyone to suck cock

Posted by Chris Macho

"Prepare your lips for the ding ding!"

AMG, Medley For a V by DJ Quick

Are you five? Do you call vaginas a "woo woo"? WTF is wrong with you?

Filed under: Creeps chicks out during intimate moments

Posted by Nick Spears

"I got King Kong in the trunk."
- Jibbs, King Kong 

No, ya don't. Simply put.

Filed under: Biggest car ever

"As long as my muthafuckin’ dick get hard, and I got a million dollars banked out on my credit card."

Snoop Dogg, Medley For a V by DJ Quick

"Hello Visa, it's me Snoop. My dick's hard, where we at?"

Filed under: So weird

Posted by Nick Spears

"I walk around the club. Fuck everybody."

Lil' Wayne, I'm On One by DJ Khaled

So... why are you there? Go home.

Filed under: Buzzkill

Posted by Nick Spears

"My top back like J.F.K.... They wanna push my top back like J.F.K.... So, so I J.F.K."

Rick Ross, Free Mason

You should mix it up next time, just try it next time, so, so next time.

Filed under: Trying to be creative but sounding like a drunk white guy rapping with his friends in a cab at 2am

Posted by Nick Spears