Friday, July 29, 2011

#555

Tyler-creator
"All associates can suck cock."


Tyler the Creator, Steak Sauce


Like, ever?


Filed under: So general / Telling basically everyone to suck cock


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Wednesday, July 27, 2011

#554

Amg
"Prepare your lips for the ding ding!"


AMG, Medley For a V by DJ Quick


Are you five? Do you call vaginas a "woo woo"? WTF is wrong with you?


Filed under: Creeps chicks out during intimate moments


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Monday, July 25, 2011

#553

 


Jibbs-music-u01


"I got King Kong in the trunk."
- Jibbs, King Kong 


No, ya don't. Simply put.


Filed under: Biggest car ever



Monday, July 18, 2011

#552

Snoopdogg_lg


"As long as my muthafuckin’ dick get hard, and I got a million dollars banked out on my credit card."


Snoop Dogg, Medley For a V by DJ Quick


"Hello Visa, it's me Snoop. My dick's hard, where we at?"


Filed under: So weird


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Tuesday, July 12, 2011

#551

Lilwayne


"I walk around the club. Fuck everybody."


Lil' Wayne, I'm On One by DJ Khaled


So... why are you there? Go home.


Filed under: Buzzkill


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Sunday, July 3, 2011

#550

Rick-ross-belly


"My top back like J.F.K.... They wanna push my top back like J.F.K.... So, so I J.F.K."


Rick Ross, Free Mason


You should mix it up next time, just try it next time, so, so next time.


Filed under: Trying to be creative but sounding like a drunk white guy rapping with his friends in a cab at 2am


 


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears