Friday, July 29, 2011


"All associates can suck cock."

Tyler the Creator, Steak Sauce

Like, ever?

Filed under: So general / Telling basically everyone to suck cock




Posted by Chris Macho

Wednesday, July 27, 2011


"Prepare your lips for the ding ding!"

AMG, Medley For a V by DJ Quick

Are you five? Do you call vaginas a "woo woo"? WTF is wrong with you?

Filed under: Creeps chicks out during intimate moments




Posted by Nick Spears

Monday, July 25, 2011




"I got King Kong in the trunk."
- Jibbs, King Kong 

No, ya don't. Simply put.

Filed under: Biggest car ever

Monday, July 18, 2011



"As long as my muthafuckin’ dick get hard, and I got a million dollars banked out on my credit card."

Snoop Dogg, Medley For a V by DJ Quick

"Hello Visa, it's me Snoop. My dick's hard, where we at?"

Filed under: So weird




Posted by Nick Spears

Tuesday, July 12, 2011



"I walk around the club. Fuck everybody."

Lil' Wayne, I'm On One by DJ Khaled

So... why are you there? Go home.

Filed under: Buzzkill




Posted by Nick Spears

Sunday, July 3, 2011



"My top back like J.F.K.... They wanna push my top back like J.F.K.... So, so I J.F.K."

Rick Ross, Free Mason

You should mix it up next time, just try it next time, so, so next time.

Filed under: Trying to be creative but sounding like a drunk white guy rapping with his friends in a cab at 2am





Posted by Nick Spears