Tuesday, August 23, 2011


"Let my convertible marinate on the avenue."

-Rick Ross, Live Fast, Die Young

Hey man, it's a car, not a skirt steak.





Posted by Chris Macho

Sunday, August 14, 2011



"With a douche pack, you're making my nose react."

KK, Meledy For a V by DJ Quick

I give up.  This is such a weird thing to rap about. I just don't know.

Filed under: Raps about feminine hygiene




Posted by Nick Spears

Thursday, August 4, 2011


"The B, the O, the B, the B, the Y, the D, the I, the G, the I, the T, the A, the L."

-RZA, B.O.B.B.Y.

Okay man, you lost me at the third B. You lost everybody. You can't spell something this long in a song.

Filed Under: Spelling something for way too long, just use words





Posted by Chris Macho

Tuesday, August 2, 2011



"Bachelor like me is single."

WitchDoctor, Mamacita by OutKast

No shit? That's like saying "Husband like me is married".

Filed under: Captain Obvious




Posted by Nick Spears