Tuesday, August 23, 2011

#559

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"Let my convertible marinate on the avenue."


-Rick Ross, Live Fast, Die Young


Hey man, it's a car, not a skirt steak.


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Sunday, August 14, 2011

#558

Kk


"With a douche pack, you're making my nose react."


KK, Meledy For a V by DJ Quick


I give up.  This is such a weird thing to rap about. I just don't know.


Filed under: Raps about feminine hygiene


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears



Thursday, August 4, 2011

#557

RZA2
"The B, the O, the B, the B, the Y, the D, the I, the G, the I, the T, the A, the L."


-RZA, B.O.B.B.Y.


Okay man, you lost me at the third B. You lost everybody. You can't spell something this long in a song.


Filed Under: Spelling something for way too long, just use words


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Tuesday, August 2, 2011

#556

Witchdoctor


"Bachelor like me is single."


WitchDoctor, Mamacita by OutKast


No shit? That's like saying "Husband like me is married".


Filed under: Captain Obvious


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears