"Let my convertible marinate on the avenue."

-Rick Ross, Live Fast, Die Young

Hey man, it's a car, not a skirt steak.

Posted by Chris Macho

"With a douche pack, you're making my nose react."

KK, Meledy For a V by DJ Quick

I give up.  This is such a weird thing to rap about. I just don't know.

Filed under: Raps about feminine hygiene

Posted by Nick Spears

"The B, the O, the B, the B, the Y, the D, the I, the G, the I, the T, the A, the L."

-RZA, B.O.B.B.Y.

Okay man, you lost me at the third B. You lost everybody. You can't spell something this long in a song.

Filed Under: Spelling something for way too long, just use words

Posted by Chris Macho

"Bachelor like me is single."

WitchDoctor, Mamacita by OutKast

No shit? That's like saying "Husband like me is married".

Filed under: Captain Obvious

Posted by Nick Spears