"A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shitting."
Notorious B.I.G., Wake Up
I MEAN SERIOUSLY???? The idea of Biggie jumping off the toliet and grabbing a shotgun with his pants down AND poop still in his butt is soooo ridiculous. AND EVEN if the gun is within arms length, it still goes down as the most ridiculous way to murder someone. GET A LOCK! Or a trapdoor! Nahmean???
Filed under: Crime scene smells like shit
Posted by Nick Spears