Thursday, September 29, 2011

#562

Biggie-Smalls
"A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shitting."

Notorious B.I.G., Wake Up

I MEAN SERIOUSLY???? The idea of Biggie jumping off the toliet and grabbing a shotgun with his pants down AND poop still in his butt is soooo ridiculous. AND EVEN if the gun is within arms length, it still goes down as the most ridiculous way to murder someone. GET A LOCK! Or a trapdoor! Nahmean???

Filed under: Crime scene smells like shit

Posted by Nick Spears

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

#561

Tech-nine1
"Do you solemnly swear to put that bottom in the air?"


-Tech N9ne, Eenie Meanie Miny Ho


Filed under: Worst Bailiff Ever


 


 


 


 


Posted by Chris Macho



Tuesday, September 6, 2011

#560

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"The way she moved reminded me of a brown stallion horse with skates on."


Big Boi, SpottieOttieDopalicious by OutKast


This is the funniest thing to visualize EVER. Unless you know some horse that knows how to rollerskate? Because I'm picturing a chick who's falling down and freaking the fuck out.


Filed under: Thinks horses know how to rollerskate, Worst analogy ever


 


 


 


Posted by Nick Spears