Saturday, November 5, 2011

#566

14251_06_tyga

"I like girls that like other girls. I like girls that like other girls. I like girls and they all like me."

-Tyga, I Like Girls by The Game

Hey man, you're confusing me. So you like the girls that like other girls, and all of these girls like you, so... are you a lesbian girl? I'm JUST ASKING.

Filed under: A lesbian / so confusing / Overcompensating

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

#565

Lindsay-lohan-wale
"This is not no Sandra Bull."
Wale, Lotus Flower Bomb
Hey man, I'm not really sure what you could be thinking on this one? Do you mean "bullshit" when you say "Sandra Bull"? If so, that is about the most retarded slang word you could ever make up. First off, Sandra Bullock isn't even known for being a liar, ya know? At least you could replace "bullshit" with something like "This is not no Dicky Nixon". Otherwise you're simply going off the fact that her last name kinda sounds the same as the word you want it to represent... AND that's some straight preschool shit. Nahmean?
Filed under: Raps in riddles, Makes up words