Indefinite hiatus. This is the archive. Thank you for the fun.
Really? That's the joke? That the word "star" has two meanings and you go by one?
this is actually really sweet
People told Nick Spears that he wasn't funny... Well who's laughing now?
He never told a funny joke, but I know he's a star
Not your best, S'n'S...
Calm down everybody. Spears's 5th grade teacher is primed and ready with a unit on figurative language this year.
Pathetic joke really.