Indefinite hiatus. This is the archive. Thank you for the fun.
The line is actually: "She got a donkey with her, Juan Valdez"
Yeah, I was going to correct this line as well, but the above commenter already did it.
Can you imagine if you went home with a girl from a dark bar or club and she turned out to be Juan Valdez?File under: at least the coffee will be good the morning after
Great information! I’ve been looking for something like this for a while now. Thanks!