Tuesday, October 9, 2012


"You gonna need a ladder just to climb on my penis."
Royce Da 5'9", My Own Planet
Royce: Yo Baby, I'll be at your pad at noon to knock da boots.
Groupie: Make it 1:30pm, cuz I need to borrow my friend's pick-up truck, go to Home Depot and get a ladder, drop it off at my pad, return the truck, then drive home... since your dick's so big.
Filed under: Hard to gain access to his penis unless you're a cat, squirrel, lizard, or monkey
Posted by: Nick Spears


  1. Hello, how’s it going? Just shared this post with a colleague, we had a good laugh.

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