Friday, August 31, 2012

#635

"I need a vasectomy."

Nas, I'm On by DJ Khaled

For SURE don't rap this.

Filed under: Not our business

Posted by: Chris Macho

Thursday, August 30, 2012

#634

"Where the cheese, bitch? Fuck lasagna."

Machine Gun Kelly, I Don't Dance by DMX

What do you mean FUCK LASAGNA? What the fuck happened with you and LASAGNA? What's your fucking PROBLEM, dude?

Filed under: Had childhood issues with lasagna / Worst party guest

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

#633


"It's Bun B, the nigga 'Mr. Swisher', and 'Mr. Flows', 'Mr. Brick', 'Mr. Killer Gram', nigga, 'Mr. Bows', 'Mr. Slab', 'Mr. Candy Paint', nigga 'Mr. Dough' and 'Mr. Eighty-Four'..."
Bun B, Forgot About Me by Scarface
You're more 'Mr. Can't-Decide'.
Filed under: Too many names.
Posted by: Chris Macho

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

#632

"I woke up this morning with my dick on hard."

Kendrick Lamar, Westside Right On Time

"ME TOO!" -All guys ever.

Filed under: Not unique

Posted by: Chris Macho

Monday, August 27, 2012

#631

"Munching on my Takis like I just don't care."
Y.N.RichKids, Hot Cheetos & Takis
Filed under: So many crumbs
Posted by: Nick Spears

Sunday, August 26, 2012

#630


"And we don't fuck with niggas in khaki G-strings."

WC, Gangsta Nation by Westside Connection

Pretty sure this was assumed by everyone, but more importantly WHERE CAN YOU GET A KHAKI G-STRING?

Filed under: So obvious

Posted by: Chris Macho

Friday, August 24, 2012

#629

"The world is my grandma's kitchen, time to cook crack."

The Game, Dope Boys

"See, I was just gonna make some pizza rolls..."

Filed under: Going to get Grandma in trouble / bad idea / Worst Childhood Lesson

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

#628

"She got a donkey with a Juan Valdez."
Fabolous, You Be Killin Em
Can you imagine if a chick had an ass that came with a human being?
Filed under: Fucking nonsense
Posted by: Chris Macho

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

#627

"Pull Air Force One up out the garage."

Ice Cube, You Know Me by WC

No.

Filed under: No.

Posted by: Chris Macho

#626

"I deserve a golden globe bitch!"

Jay-Z, 3 Kings by Rick Ross

Pretty sure 'State Property' has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Filed under: Worst claim

Posted by: Nick Spears

Saturday, August 18, 2012

#625


**Guitar Solo**
Andre 3000, Sixteen by Rick Ross
Rick Ross: Hey Andre, want to be on my new album?
Andre: Sure! Can I play a guitar solo?
Rick Ross: How long you been playing?
Andre: 2 days.
Rick Ross: Sounds good!
Filed under: Worse at guitar than Lil Wayne & Wyclef
Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

#624

"Then take the camel toe and turn it into casserole."

2 Chainz, Yuck!

Oh nice, you guys are cooking?

Filed under: Worst Recipe Ever / So immature

Posted by: Chris Macho

Monday, August 13, 2012

#623

"Don't forget your potholders, my niggas."

MF Doom, Potholderz

GOOD LOOKIN OUT IN THE KITCHEN

Filed under: So responsible

Posted by: Chris Macho

Sunday, August 12, 2012

#622

"I am absolutely, positively on my grizzy."

Young Jeezy, Fed Up by DJ Kahled

And thank goodness for that.

Filed under: Worst declaration ever.

Posted by: Chris Macho

Friday, August 10, 2012

#621

"Let me tell you how it is to make love on an inner tube."
Vanilla Ice, Life is a Fantasy
YO Ice! NOBODY is "making love" on an inner tube. NOBODY.
Filed under: Worst pool party
Posted by: Nick Spears

Thursday, August 9, 2012

#620

"Trey? I was like 'Yo Trey.'"

Nicki Minaj, Bottoms Up by Trey Songz

This is 100% the worst story ever told.

Filed under: Worst story ever / So insecure

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

#619


"Neck to neck stock with Bill Gates now."
Ghostface Killah, Mighty Healthy
Nope.
Filed under: Really stretching
Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

#618

"She never wrote a song but I know that she's a star."

Rick Ross, Diced Pineapples

Unless she's a ball of gas in space, that's a big NOPE.

Filed under: Not true.

Posted by: Nick Spears

Monday, August 6, 2012

#617

"Seats is peanut butter."

Fabolous, Yep, I'm Back

Filed under: On Acid

Posted by: Chris Macho

Saturday, August 4, 2012

#616

"They call me Superman; leap tall hos in a single bound."

Eminem, Superman

Not sure but I don't think this is what Superman was known for. Also, there is nothing less cool than leaping over women.

Filed under: Terrible with women

Posted by: Chris Macho

Thursday, August 2, 2012

#615

"Givin' head to the glock. Pretend it's hard cock."
LL Cool J, Intro (G.O.A.T.)
RECORD SCRATCH!!!!!!!!
"Hey LL, let's take that line again?"
Filed under: So dangerous to give head to a gun / So gay
Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

#614

"If you a fat chick gettin' yo fuck on tonight, Then go - Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh!
Redman, Oooh by De La Soul
If you the dude that is going to fuck them, Then go - Eeew, Eeew, Eeew, Eeew!
Filed under: Yes, we're immature too
Posted by: Nick Spears