Friday, August 31, 2012


"I need a vasectomy."

Nas, I'm On by DJ Khaled

For SURE don't rap this.

Filed under: Not our business

Posted by: Chris Macho

Thursday, August 30, 2012


"Where the cheese, bitch? Fuck lasagna."

Machine Gun Kelly, I Don't Dance by DMX

What do you mean FUCK LASAGNA? What the fuck happened with you and LASAGNA? What's your fucking PROBLEM, dude?

Filed under: Had childhood issues with lasagna / Worst party guest

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, August 29, 2012


"It's Bun B, the nigga 'Mr. Swisher', and 'Mr. Flows', 'Mr. Brick', 'Mr. Killer Gram', nigga, 'Mr. Bows', 'Mr. Slab', 'Mr. Candy Paint', nigga 'Mr. Dough' and 'Mr. Eighty-Four'..."
Bun B, Forgot About Me by Scarface
You're more 'Mr. Can't-Decide'.
Filed under: Too many names.
Posted by: Chris Macho

Tuesday, August 28, 2012


"I woke up this morning with my dick on hard."

Kendrick Lamar, Westside Right On Time

"ME TOO!" -All guys ever.

Filed under: Not unique

Posted by: Chris Macho

Monday, August 27, 2012


"Munching on my Takis like I just don't care."
Y.N.RichKids, Hot Cheetos & Takis
Filed under: So many crumbs
Posted by: Nick Spears

Sunday, August 26, 2012


"And we don't fuck with niggas in khaki G-strings."

WC, Gangsta Nation by Westside Connection

Pretty sure this was assumed by everyone, but more importantly WHERE CAN YOU GET A KHAKI G-STRING?

Filed under: So obvious

Posted by: Chris Macho

Friday, August 24, 2012


"The world is my grandma's kitchen, time to cook crack."

The Game, Dope Boys

"See, I was just gonna make some pizza rolls..."

Filed under: Going to get Grandma in trouble / bad idea / Worst Childhood Lesson

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, August 22, 2012


"She got a donkey with a Juan Valdez."
Fabolous, You Be Killin Em
Can you imagine if a chick had an ass that came with a human being?
Filed under: Fucking nonsense
Posted by: Chris Macho

Tuesday, August 21, 2012


"Pull Air Force One up out the garage."

Ice Cube, You Know Me by WC


Filed under: No.

Posted by: Chris Macho


"I deserve a golden globe bitch!"

Jay-Z, 3 Kings by Rick Ross

Pretty sure 'State Property' has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Filed under: Worst claim

Posted by: Nick Spears

Saturday, August 18, 2012


**Guitar Solo**
Andre 3000, Sixteen by Rick Ross
Rick Ross: Hey Andre, want to be on my new album?
Andre: Sure! Can I play a guitar solo?
Rick Ross: How long you been playing?
Andre: 2 days.
Rick Ross: Sounds good!
Filed under: Worse at guitar than Lil Wayne & Wyclef
Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, August 14, 2012


"Then take the camel toe and turn it into casserole."

2 Chainz, Yuck!

Oh nice, you guys are cooking?

Filed under: Worst Recipe Ever / So immature

Posted by: Chris Macho

Monday, August 13, 2012


"Don't forget your potholders, my niggas."

MF Doom, Potholderz


Filed under: So responsible

Posted by: Chris Macho

Sunday, August 12, 2012


"I am absolutely, positively on my grizzy."

Young Jeezy, Fed Up by DJ Kahled

And thank goodness for that.

Filed under: Worst declaration ever.

Posted by: Chris Macho

Friday, August 10, 2012


"Let me tell you how it is to make love on an inner tube."
Vanilla Ice, Life is a Fantasy
YO Ice! NOBODY is "making love" on an inner tube. NOBODY.
Filed under: Worst pool party
Posted by: Nick Spears

Thursday, August 9, 2012


"Trey? I was like 'Yo Trey.'"

Nicki Minaj, Bottoms Up by Trey Songz

This is 100% the worst story ever told.

Filed under: Worst story ever / So insecure

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, August 8, 2012


"Neck to neck stock with Bill Gates now."
Ghostface Killah, Mighty Healthy
Filed under: Really stretching
Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, August 7, 2012


"She never wrote a song but I know that she's a star."

Rick Ross, Diced Pineapples

Unless she's a ball of gas in space, that's a big NOPE.

Filed under: Not true.

Posted by: Nick Spears

Monday, August 6, 2012


"Seats is peanut butter."

Fabolous, Yep, I'm Back

Filed under: On Acid

Posted by: Chris Macho

Saturday, August 4, 2012


"They call me Superman; leap tall hos in a single bound."

Eminem, Superman

Not sure but I don't think this is what Superman was known for. Also, there is nothing less cool than leaping over women.

Filed under: Terrible with women

Posted by: Chris Macho

Thursday, August 2, 2012


"Givin' head to the glock. Pretend it's hard cock."
LL Cool J, Intro (G.O.A.T.)
"Hey LL, let's take that line again?"
Filed under: So dangerous to give head to a gun / So gay
Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, August 1, 2012


"If you a fat chick gettin' yo fuck on tonight, Then go - Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh!
Redman, Oooh by De La Soul
If you the dude that is going to fuck them, Then go - Eeew, Eeew, Eeew, Eeew!
Filed under: Yes, we're immature too
Posted by: Nick Spears