"I need a vasectomy."
Nas, I'm On by DJ Khaled
For SURE don't rap this.
Filed under: Not our business
Posted by: Chris Macho
Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
#634
"Where the cheese, bitch? Fuck lasagna."
Machine Gun Kelly, I Don't Dance by DMX
What do you mean FUCK LASAGNA? What the fuck happened with you and LASAGNA? What's your fucking PROBLEM, dude?
Filed under: Had childhood issues with lasagna / Worst party guest
Posted by: Chris Macho
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
#633
"It's Bun B, the nigga 'Mr. Swisher', and 'Mr. Flows', 'Mr. Brick', 'Mr. Killer Gram', nigga, 'Mr. Bows', 'Mr. Slab', 'Mr. Candy Paint', nigga 'Mr. Dough' and 'Mr. Eighty-Four'..."
Bun B, Forgot About Me by Scarface
You're more 'Mr. Can't-Decide'.
Filed under: Too many names.
Posted by: Chris Macho
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
#632
"I woke up this morning with my dick on hard."
Kendrick Lamar, Westside Right On Time
"ME TOO!" -All guys ever.
Filed under: Not unique
Posted by: Chris Macho
Monday, August 27, 2012
#631
"Munching on my Takis like I just don't care."
Y.N.RichKids, Hot Cheetos & Takis
Filed under: So many crumbs
Posted by: Nick Spears
Sunday, August 26, 2012
#630
"And we don't fuck with niggas in khaki G-strings."
WC, Gangsta Nation by Westside Connection
Pretty sure this was assumed by everyone, but more importantly WHERE CAN YOU GET A KHAKI G-STRING?
Filed under: So obvious
Posted by: Chris Macho
Friday, August 24, 2012
#629
"The world is my grandma's kitchen, time to cook crack."
The Game, Dope Boys
"See, I was just gonna make some pizza rolls..."
Filed under: Going to get Grandma in trouble / bad idea / Worst Childhood Lesson
Posted by: Chris Macho
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
#628
"She got a donkey with a Juan Valdez."
Fabolous, You Be Killin Em
Can you imagine if a chick had an ass that came with a human being?
Filed under: Fucking nonsense
Posted by: Chris Macho
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Saturday, August 18, 2012
#625
**Guitar Solo**
Andre 3000, Sixteen by Rick Ross
Rick Ross: Hey Andre, want to be on my new album?
Andre: Sure! Can I play a guitar solo?
Rick Ross: How long you been playing?
Andre: 2 days.
Rick Ross: Sounds good!
Andre: Sure! Can I play a guitar solo?
Rick Ross: How long you been playing?
Andre: 2 days.
Rick Ross: Sounds good!
Filed under: Worse at guitar than Lil Wayne & Wyclef
Posted by: Nick Spears
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
#624
"Then take the camel toe and turn it into casserole."
2 Chainz, Yuck!
Oh nice, you guys are cooking?
Filed under: Worst Recipe Ever / So immature
Posted by: Chris Macho
Monday, August 13, 2012
#623
"Don't forget your potholders, my niggas."
MF Doom, Potholderz
GOOD LOOKIN OUT IN THE KITCHEN
Filed under: So responsible
Posted by: Chris Macho
Sunday, August 12, 2012
#622
"I am absolutely, positively on my grizzy."
Young Jeezy, Fed Up by DJ Kahled
And thank goodness for that.
Filed under: Worst declaration ever.
Posted by: Chris Macho
Friday, August 10, 2012
#621
"Let me tell you how it is to make love on an inner tube."
Vanilla Ice, Life is a Fantasy
YO Ice! NOBODY is "making love" on an inner tube. NOBODY.
Filed under: Worst pool party
Posted by: Nick Spears
Thursday, August 9, 2012
#620
"Trey? I was like 'Yo Trey.'"
Nicki Minaj, Bottoms Up by Trey Songz
This is 100% the worst story ever told.
Filed under: Worst story ever / So insecure
Posted by: Chris Macho
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
#619
"Neck to neck stock with Bill Gates now."
Ghostface Killah, Mighty Healthy
Nope.
Filed under: Really stretching
Posted by: Nick Spears
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
#618
"She never wrote a song but I know that she's a star."
Rick Ross, Diced Pineapples
Unless she's a ball of gas in space, that's a big NOPE.
Filed under: Not true.
Posted by: Nick Spears
Monday, August 6, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
#616
"They call me Superman; leap tall hos in a single bound."
Eminem, Superman
Not sure but I don't think this is what Superman was known for. Also, there is nothing less cool than leaping over women.
Filed under: Terrible with women
Posted by: Chris Macho
Thursday, August 2, 2012
#615
"Givin' head to the glock. Pretend it's hard cock."
LL Cool J, Intro (G.O.A.T.)
RECORD SCRATCH!!!!!!!!
"Hey LL, let's take that line again?"
Filed under: So dangerous to give head to a gun / So gay
Posted by: Chris Macho
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
#614
"If you a fat chick gettin' yo fuck on tonight,
Then go - Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh!
Redman, Oooh by De La Soul
If you the dude that is going to fuck them,
Then go - Eeew, Eeew, Eeew, Eeew!
Filed under: Yes, we're immature too
Posted by: Nick Spears
