Saturday, September 29, 2012

#649

"Girl, take pride in what you want to do. Even if that means a new man every night inside of you."
The Weeknd, Remember You by Wiz Khalifa
Great advice bro. Deep.
Filed under: Worst Dad
Posted by: Nick Spears

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

#648

"When you thinking about breakfast I'm heating up my dinner."

J Cole, Who Dat

Oh cool. WHO GIVES A SHIT????

Filed under: What does this have to do with anything?

Posted by: Chris Macho

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

#647

"Smoke good, fuck good, eat good, steakhouse."

Game, Celebration

...Talk bad.

Filed under: Worst rhyme ever

Posted by: Chris Macho

Thursday, September 20, 2012

#646

"Built a house up on that ass, that's an 'ass-state'."

Big Sean, Mercy by Kanye West

Big Sean: "Hey Bro, wanna come over and watch football?"
Friend: "Nah, I'm cool."

Filed under: Smells like poo

Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

#645

"So many chains on it look like my neck gone."
2 Chainz, Yuck
Hey man, I can still see your neck.

The other thing is, we all know you're only wearing 2 chains (as evidenced by your name). Unless you are Fred Flintstone, you need more chains to make your neck disappear.

Filed under: Fred Flintstone
Posted by: Chris Macho

Saturday, September 15, 2012

#644

"Got off the phone, cock just got mute."

Slick Rick, 2 Way Street

That's good I guess? Nobody likes a yapping cock.

Filed under: Penis and quiet

Posted by: Nick Spears

Thursday, September 13, 2012

#643

"I mostly just wanna get fed garlic toast and lasagna."

Fabolous, We Don't Give A

What the fuck kind of ambition is this?

Filed under: Fat pig

Posted by: Chris Macho

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

#642

"Put yo dick in the dirt."

Rick Ross, So Sophisticated featuring Meek Mill

Pretty sure there's nothing "sophisticated" about putting your dick in the dirt (or murdering someone).

Filed under: Needs a dictionary

Posted by: Nick Spears

Monday, September 10, 2012

#641

"Put Christopher Reeve on a unicycle with a kickstand."

Eminem, Medicine Ball

What? Why?

Filed under: Just saying weird things at this point

Posted by: Nick Spears

Saturday, September 8, 2012

#640

"I'm a nigga that wanna bone Topanga."

Ice Cube, Smoke Some Weed

From "Boy Meets World"????

Filed under: Dirtball

Posted by: Chris Macho

Thursday, September 6, 2012

#639

"I love you, but fuck you for real."

Tech N9ne, I Love You But Fuck You

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that maybe you don't love her anymore.

Filed under: Bad at romance

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

#638

"Feed them bitches carrots."
Rick Ross, Pop That by French Montana
I realize it's a clever way of saying "diamonds", but I can't stop picturing Rick Ross lying on a bed feeding chicks real carrots!
Filed under: What's up Doc?
Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

#637

"Uzi go zit-zit-zit-zit-zit-zit-zit, that's pimples."

Lil Wayne, Green Ranger

Filed under: Running out of rap creativity

Posted by: Chris Macho

Monday, September 3, 2012

#636

"Act a little stupid just in case you didn't knew it."

Black Eyed Peas, Labor Day (It's a Holiday)

Filed under: Not Even Trying

Posted by: Chris Macho