"Girl, take pride in what you want to do. Even if that means a new man every night inside of you."
The Weeknd, Remember You by Wiz Khalifa
Great advice bro. Deep.
Filed under: Worst Dad
Posted by: Nick Spears
Saturday, September 29, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
#648
"When you thinking about breakfast I'm heating up my dinner."
J Cole, Who Dat
Oh cool. WHO GIVES A SHIT????
Filed under: What does this have to do with anything?
Posted by: Chris Macho
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
#647
"Smoke good, fuck good, eat good, steakhouse."
Game, Celebration
...Talk bad.
Filed under: Worst rhyme ever
Posted by: Chris Macho
Thursday, September 20, 2012
#646
"Built a house up on that ass, that's an 'ass-state'."
Big Sean, Mercy by Kanye West
Big Sean: "Hey Bro, wanna come over and watch football?"
Friend: "Nah, I'm cool."
Filed under: Smells like poo
Posted by: Nick Spears
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
#645
"So many chains on it look like my neck gone."
2 Chainz, Yuck
Hey man, I can still see your neck.
The other thing is, we all know you're only wearing 2 chains (as evidenced by your name). Unless you are Fred Flintstone, you need more chains to make your neck disappear.
The other thing is, we all know you're only wearing 2 chains (as evidenced by your name). Unless you are Fred Flintstone, you need more chains to make your neck disappear.
Filed under: Fred Flintstone
Posted by: Chris Macho
Saturday, September 15, 2012
#644
"Got off the phone, cock just got mute."
Slick Rick, 2 Way Street
That's good I guess? Nobody likes a yapping cock.
Filed under: Penis and quiet
Posted by: Nick Spears
Thursday, September 13, 2012
#643
"I mostly just wanna get fed garlic toast and lasagna."
Fabolous, We Don't Give A
What the fuck kind of ambition is this?
Filed under: Fat pig
Posted by: Chris Macho
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
#642
"Put yo dick in the dirt."
Rick Ross, So Sophisticated featuring Meek Mill
Pretty sure there's nothing "sophisticated" about putting your dick in the dirt (or murdering someone).
Filed under: Needs a dictionary
Posted by: Nick Spears
Monday, September 10, 2012
#641
"Put Christopher Reeve on a unicycle with a kickstand."
Eminem, Medicine Ball
What? Why?
Filed under: Just saying weird things at this point
Posted by: Nick Spears
Saturday, September 8, 2012
#640
"I'm a nigga that wanna bone Topanga."
Ice Cube, Smoke Some Weed
From "Boy Meets World"????
Filed under: Dirtball
Posted by: Chris Macho
Thursday, September 6, 2012
#639
"I love you, but fuck you for real."
Tech N9ne, I Love You But Fuck You
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that maybe you don't love her anymore.
Filed under: Bad at romance
Posted by: Chris Macho
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
#638
"Feed them bitches carrots."
Rick Ross, Pop That by French Montana
I realize it's a clever way of saying "diamonds", but I can't stop picturing Rick Ross lying on a bed feeding chicks real carrots!
Filed under: What's up Doc?
Posted by: Nick Spears
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
#637
"Uzi go zit-zit-zit-zit-zit-zit-zit, that's pimples."
Lil Wayne, Green Ranger
Filed under: Running out of rap creativity
Posted by: Chris Macho
Monday, September 3, 2012
#636
"Act a little stupid just in case you didn't knew it."
Black Eyed Peas, Labor Day (It's a Holiday)
Filed under: Not Even Trying
Posted by: Chris Macho
