Tuesday, October 30, 2012

#661

"Coupe the color of mayonnaise."

2 Chainz, Mercy by Kanye West

Can't you think of something else that's off-white? (And that's coming from someone who LIKES mayonnaise.)

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Nevertheless, at least you aren't doing this.

Filed under: Ew.

Posted by: Chris Macho

Friday, October 26, 2012

#660

"Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spielnigga.

Lil Wayne, "Bands A Make Her Dance by Juicy J

A lot of people make this mistake, so don't feel too bad about it. It's pronounced SpielBERG.

Filed under: Sooooooo incorrect

Posted by: Chris Macho

#659

"I say I say I say I say I say I say bitch bad, woman good, lady better."
Lupe Fiasco, Bitch Bad
Filed under: Worst sentence of all time
Posted by: Chris Macho

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

#658

"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay."

B-Real of Cypress Hill, Lick A Shot

No matter how tough the next couple bars are after this, it just won't matter. We are already knee deep in a Disney song.

Filed under: 5 years old

Posted by: Nick Spears

#657

"I've got 25 lighters on my dresser, yes sir."

Kendrick Lamar, Backseat Freestyle

COOL!!!!!!!!!

Filed under: Pyro

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

#656

"I'm just tryna be inside you before you wake up."

Kanye West, White Dress

Cool. You're a huge creep.

Filed under: Likes fucking women who are sleeping

Posted by: Chris Macho

Monday, October 15, 2012

#655

"18 wheeler gorillas."

Pusha-T, Pain

WHAT? WHERE?!!!

Filed under: So dumb

Posted by: Nick Spears

Friday, October 12, 2012

#654

"I was the man when I was in high school."

T.I., Country Ass Nigga by 2 Chainz

How cool!

Filed under: The Dylan McKay of Hip Hop

Posted by: Nick Spears

Thursday, October 11, 2012

#653

"You shit where you eat, you might as well lay in your pee."

Beanie Sigel, I Don't Do Much

How do you figure?

Filed under: Has theories about shit and pee

Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

#652

"You gonna need a ladder just to climb on my penis."
Royce Da 5'9", My Own Planet
Royce: Yo Baby, I'll be at your pad at noon to knock da boots.
Groupie: Make it 1:30pm, cuz I need to borrow my friend's pick-up truck, go to Home Depot and get a ladder, drop it off at my pad, return the truck, then drive home... since your dick's so big.
Filed under: Hard to gain access to his penis unless you're a cat, squirrel, lizard, or monkey
Posted by: Nick Spears

Monday, October 8, 2012

#651

"Review my latest news, interviews, YouTube. Like, I got how many views?"

Tyga, I Don't Think So

Just got depressed.

Filed under: So sad to rap about this

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

#650

"Yeah. HELL yeah. Know what I'm sayin'?"

Dr Dre, Fuck Wit Dre Day

No, and here's why: you have basically just said 'yeah' twice and that's it.

Filed under: Worst speech ever

Posted by: Chris Macho