Thursday, November 29, 2012


"And it's frustratin to look at every day, like watchin' a porno on 56K."
Immortal Technique, Harlem Renaissance
Filed under: Used to yell at his computer with his dick in his hand
Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, November 27, 2012


"Kid, I'll burp on your girl butt cheeks."

Method Man, Fuhgidabowdit by LL Cool J

Filed under: Worst sex ever

Posted by: Chris Macho

Monday, November 26, 2012


"When Christmas come around, ask Santa Claus, 'Santa do you know E-40?' Bet you that nigga say, 'That's my homey.'

E-40, Sideways

The only thing sadder than claiming famous people know you is claiming imaginary people know you.

Filed under: Claiming to be friends with Santa

Posted by: Chris Macho


"My diamonds talk for me they say 'Hi can I meet you?'"

Ca$h Out, Cashin Out

Damn, his diamonds TALK! Your move, ALL OTHER RAPPERS EVER.

Filed under: Didn't happen

Posted by: Chris Macho

Monday, November 19, 2012


"Got a condo out in space."

A$AP Rocky, Goldie

I highly doubt that.

Filed under: Lost credibility

Posted by: Chris Macho

Tuesday, November 13, 2012


"You want lobster, huh? I'm thinking Burger King."

Ice Cube, I Ain't Tha 1 by NWA

Maybe he just feels like a burger instead.

(Wisdom has been passed down.)

Filed under: Thrifty

Posted by: Chris Macho


"She thinking Phillipe's. I'm thinking Wing Stop...
fiending lemon pepper, I got my thing cocked."

Rick Ross, MC Hammer

Are you going to shoot her if you don't get your wings?

Filed under: Hungry + Gun = ?

Posted by: Nick Spears

Monday, November 12, 2012


"Pulled out a machete and a gun as heavy & tall as the midget Willow."

Yelawolf, Pop the Trunk

Yelawolf: "Yo Willow, it's Yelawolf. Yo. How much you weigh?
Willow: "What? Why?"
Yelawolf: "I'm buying a gun."

Filed under: Uses the midget system

Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, November 6, 2012


"My president is black. My Lambo's blue. And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too."
Young Jeezy, My President
Filed under: Learning colors
Posted by: Chris Macho


"We have the freedom of CHOICE! And you Chinese, Black, Green, Purple, Jew, YOU have the right to listen to whoever you want to!"

Luke of 2 Live Crew, Banned in the U.S.A.


Filed under: Knows The Hulk & Barney

Posted by: Nick Spears

Monday, November 5, 2012


"This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies."

Tone Loc, Funky Cold Medina

Filed under: Super Bi-Curious in the 70's

Posted by: Nick Spears