"And it's frustratin to look at every day, like watchin' a porno on 56K."
Immortal Technique, Harlem Renaissance
NERD ALERT!
Filed under: Used to yell at his computer with his dick in his hand
Posted by: Nick Spears
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
#671
"Kid, I'll burp on your girl butt cheeks."
Method Man, Fuhgidabowdit by LL Cool J
Filed under: Worst sex ever
Posted by: Chris Macho
Monday, November 26, 2012
#670
"When Christmas come around, ask Santa Claus, 'Santa do you know E-40?' Bet you that nigga say, 'That's my homey.'
E-40, Sideways
The only thing sadder than claiming famous people know you is claiming imaginary people know you.
Filed under: Claiming to be friends with Santa
Posted by: Chris Macho
#669
"My diamonds talk for me they say 'Hi can I meet you?'"
Ca$h Out, Cashin Out
Damn, his diamonds TALK! Your move, ALL OTHER RAPPERS EVER.
Filed under: Didn't happen
Posted by: Chris Macho
Monday, November 19, 2012
#668
"Got a condo out in space."
A$AP Rocky, Goldie
I highly doubt that.
Filed under: Lost credibility
Posted by: Chris Macho
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
#667
"You want lobster, huh? I'm thinking Burger King."
Ice Cube, I Ain't Tha 1 by NWA
Maybe he just feels like a burger instead.
(Wisdom has been passed down.)
Filed under: Thrifty
Posted by: Chris Macho
#666
"She thinking Phillipe's. I'm thinking Wing Stop...
fiending lemon pepper, I got my thing cocked."
Rick Ross, MC Hammer
Are you going to shoot her if you don't get your wings?
Filed under: Hungry + Gun = ?
Posted by: Nick Spears
Monday, November 12, 2012
#665
"Pulled out a machete and a gun as heavy & tall as the midget Willow."
Yelawolf, Pop the Trunk
Yelawolf: "Yo Willow, it's Yelawolf. Yo. How much you weigh?
Willow: "What? Why?"
Yelawolf: "I'm buying a gun."
Filed under: Uses the midget system
Posted by: Nick Spears
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
#664
"My president is black. My Lambo's blue. And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too."
Young Jeezy, My President
VERY INSIGHTFUL ESSAY HERE.
Filed under: Learning colors
Posted by: Chris Macho
#663
"We have the freedom of CHOICE! And you Chinese, Black, Green, Purple, Jew, YOU have the right to listen to whoever you want to!"
Luke of 2 Live Crew, Banned in the U.S.A.
WHAT PLANET DO YOU LIVE ON BRO?!!
Filed under: Knows The Hulk & Barney
Posted by: Nick Spears
Monday, November 5, 2012
#662
"This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies."
Tone Loc, Funky Cold Medina
Filed under: Super Bi-Curious in the 70's
Posted by: Nick Spears
