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#527

"But, I twist that la la la la."

50 Cent, High All the Time

What do you mean "but"? Are you arguing with someone here?

The only thing that someone could say that you could respond with this sentence is, "Hey 50, I heard you don't twist that la la la la."

...But nobody would ever say that.

Filed under: Worst argument ever






Posted by Chris Macho 

#443

"I got Spider-Man high."

- 50 Cent, Stretch

Oh, cool... actually wait that's not that cool because you're not The Green Goblin... or any character in a comic book for that matter... because no one in comic books actually exist... so you can't get them high.

See ya.

Filed under: s'delusional / lost his mind



Posted by Chris D'Elia

Listen/Buy "Stretch"

#439

"Your daddy fucked your mamma and then fucked your sister, then climbed in your bed playin' with your sugar. Go 'head, take your belt off and hang yourself."
- 50 Cent, So Disrespectful

I mean... there is simply NOT a sentence out there that is more cold and heartless. But let's try...

1) Hey I'll eat your eyes and mouth while I think about how stupid you are.
2) I'm gonna go to your dad's funeral and fart real loud in your mom's face.
3) Your girl is like a piece of shit that I forget to flush down the toilet and then I also shit all over your house after that.

Close call... close call.

Filed under: So heartless and such a plain old dick

Listen/Buy "So Disrespectful"

#435

"I’m your friend, your father, and confidant, bitch."
-50 Cent, P.I.M.P.

Yeah, you kind of negated the whole sentence with the end there.

Filed Under: Don't confide in this man / Worst friend ever



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "P.I.M.P."

#407

"I fuck the baddest bitches. I don't wanna talk about it."
- 50 Cent, I Don't Wanna Talk About It by G-Unit

When I heard this line I was driving. I literally took my hands off of the steering wheel, my eyes opened wider then they had for weeks, and my jaw dropped open.

"I fuck the baddest bitches. I don't want to talk about it." This is so defensive and insecure.

Oh... my... God.

Filed under: So obviously wants to talk about it



Posted by Chris D'Elia

Listen/Buy "I Don't Want To Talk About It"

#297

"I'm not a pretty nigga but my moms thinks I'm handsome."
- 50 Cent, Life's On The Line

This is a proven sentence to ruin any conversation and make things immediately awkward. Try it.

#245

"It's elementary, life is but a dream. You know row, row ya boat. Your blood forms a stream."
- 50 Cent, I'm Supposed To Die Tonight

50 Cent: Hey Principal Harrison, you wanted to see me?
Principal Harrison: Yes. Listen 50 Cent, we have to let you go. Parents are complaining.
50 Cent: Is this because of the "row, row your boat blood stream" thing?
Principal Harrison: Yes, obviously.

Filed under: Worst babysitter

#212

"Shorty, you ain't gotta take them panties off... just move 'em to the side."
- 50 Cent, Amusement Park

I can't tell who's lazier, the chick or 50 Cent. If you're this lazy about taking the panties off, how are you going to actually do the fucking part?

Filed under: Sloth

#157

"Fuck that! I lay my murder game down."
- 50 Cent, Curtis 187

I can't imagine what would make someone say this...

Maybe if a bunch of guys were saying "Dude, if you don't lay your murder game down soon even though you don't want to, people will think you have a small penis and dislike you" over and over again for hours on end in a small room with no air conditioning (also not providing water or food) THEN I could MAYBE see having to form that sentence out loud... "FUCK THAT! I LAY MY MURDER GAME DOWN!"...

... but I don't think that ever happened to 50 Cent.

Furthermore, what is a "murder game"? You certainly have not killed anybody, 50 Cent. So what are you talking about? I think basically "laying down your murder game" is just another way of saying you're "kind of getting angry." In which case, I laid my murder game down the other day when Carl's Jr. mixed up my order with someone else's.

BUP BUP BUP BUP BUP!!!!

Filed under: Lying/Not murdering anybody

#128

"I'm pissin' on grown women. R. Kelly do it to children."
- 50 Cent, Come & Go

Yeah, you kinda don't get a medal for that though. I mean, just because the women are of age... you're still an asshole who's peeing on people.

Filed under: Worst houseguest