#170

"My chickens be mind-blowin'."
- Cassidy, Take It

I have scoured the internet for a phrase that makes less sense according to the English language. I haven't found one yet.

Then again I've only been checking for a little over an hour.

I mean, "My chickens be mind-blowin'"... That's like what the farmer says when he's on methamphetamines.

Farmer 1: How's business?
Farmer 2: Couldn't be better.
Farmer 1: Great!
Farmer 2: Yeah, 'cause ya know, my chickens be mind-blowin'.
Farmer 1: ...I hate you.

Filed under: Farmer on methamphetamines