Snacks and Shit

#391

"Young, black, and famous, with money hangin' out the anus."
- Diddy, Can't Nobody Hold Me Down by Diddy

Young? True.
Black? True.
Famous? True.
Money hanging out of his asshole? Nope!

In fact could you imagine if that's true?

Cashier: "Ummm... what is THAT?"
Diddy: "Funny you should ask. You know how I'm black, and famous?"
Cashier: "...Yeah."
Diddy: "All right, well with great power comes great responsibility, right? So, that's shit from my butt on that five."

Filed under: Just plain weird / Coke machines would keep rejecting your money



Posted by Chris D'Elia   

#258

"Lend me your body."
- Diddy, Buck In Here

I mean, "borrowing a woman's body" just seems like the most disrespectful way of saying "I would like to make love with you".

Bottom line: Bodies can't be "borrowed" unless you are Lucifer or one of his minions.

Oh, wait. I think I get what he means after seeing the picture above.

Filed under: Gonna probably get into an argument with a girl/almost illegal-sounding

#82

"Yeah livin' the raw deal, three course meals. Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal."
- Diddy, It's All About the Benjamins

If you get spaghetti as an appetizer before fettuccine, you're an asshole.

Filed under: So many carbs.