Snacks and Shit

#418

"You see me around some cheese."
- Dr. Dre, Watch Me by Jay-Z

I like pretending that Dr. Dre actually means if he was at a party, he'd be loitering near the cheese.

Filed under: Simply hungry for cheese / learning English



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Watch Me"

#395

"I use Crest so ain't no cavity creeps in my grill."
- Dr. Dre, Keep Their Heads Ringin'

Oh really Dr. Dre? What else do you want to tell us during a song that we're listening to that's completely mundane?

Filed under: Who Cares / So boring



Posted by Chris Macho

#178

"As I drain a nigga's jugular vein and maintain to leave blood stains, so don't complain. Just chill, listen to the beats I spill."
- Dr. Dre, Keep Their Heads Ringin'

If you see someone "draining a nigga's jugular vein" and then you see them "leave blood stains"... I would venture to say that the last thing you would even be able to possibly do after witnessing such an atrocity is to "just chill".

The line should go more like this...

"As I drain a nigga's jugular vein and maintain to leave blood stains so don't complain. Just.. shit your pants and vomit a lot and also piss and cry and then go call the police because what I just did was hopefully the worst thing you ever saw in your life... and listen to the beats I spill, I guess."

Filed under: Graphically overboard

#74

"Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip then I'm slippin'."
- Dr. Dre, Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang

If someone came to me and said, "Don't let me get drunk tonight, because if I get drunk, then I'm going to be drunk..." My response would be, "Are you drunk?"

Filed under: redundant, probably slippin'

#35

"I like breathing."
Dr. Dre, The Watcher

Because you can't always rap about how you like jewelry and cars and bitches.
Filed under: So basic.