Snacks and Shit

#500

"Constantly farting, but I'm really supposed to be shitting on fools."

-E40, Behind Gates

Let's get one thing straight here. Nobody is SUPPOSED to be shitting on someone else, ever, unless you're in some weird, fucked up orgy.

The other thing is, I think there's a chapter in one of Emily Post's Etiquette books about how you're not ever supposed to say "Constantly farting" out loud. But whoops! Too late, you recorded yourself saying it on a song so now everyone can hear it over and over again!

Filed under: In a weird, fucked up orgy with gas






Posted by Chris Macho

#452

 "She asked me for the time, I said 20G o'clock."

E-40, Ice Cream Paint Job Remix by Dorrough

If I ever asked someone what time it is and they said this to me I would probably shit my pants just because I wouldn't know what else to do.

Filed under: Biggest Dick Ever



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Ice Cream Paint Job (Remix)"

#372

"I'ma be the first hustler that set up shop on Jupiter."
- E 40, Hustle

Nobody is going to do business with you on Jupiter.

Filed under: Too far away / Would die instantly



Posted by Chris Macho   

#270

"I be so rebelulous."
- E-40, Ring It

No you don't. Because that's nothing.

Here are other things you're not...
1) Dimpy
2) Firbude
3) Shint

Here's something you are...

... Idiotic for saying that.

Filed under: Bad English teacher

#239

"Chalupas fresh like pilates."
E-40, Do Ya Head Like This

No.

#134

"We call it Quarterbackin'. Yeah, and I ain't talkin' about sports. Trust that. Oooooooh."
- E-40, Quarterbackin'

Oh, okay well then technically you're not really talking about anything because the only time someone uses the term "quarterback" is when they are talking about sports, sooooo.....

You can't just make up a term and then it's something. Unless you're 5 and around other 5-year-olds.

The fact that E-40 says this makes me jamp. (Jamp is a term I made up and it means "feel sorry".)

#99

"Forty-five, fifty-five, sixty-five, seventy-five, gouda. Eighty-five, ninety-five, wait, what am I doing? Chalupa."
E-40, Gouda

This is not rapping. You can't just count and then say food. Another thing, you shouldn't ask yourself "What am I doing?" while the tape is still running.

#10

"Air the club out like a motherfucker farted."

- E-40, The Ambassador

Ummm... that's not cool. Like, even for a baby.

Filed under: so childish.