Snacks and Shit

#521

"What's the haps on the craps? Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em"

- Ice Cube, It Was a Good Day

I hope to God you're referring to gambling.

Filed under: Might have extremely disgusting habits and should talk to someone about them

 

 

 

Posted by Nick Spears

#483

"It goes one for the money, two for the show, three for the pussy..."

-Ice Cube, Go To Church

Um... THIS ISN'T HOW THE SAYING GOES.

Filed under: Bad with children



Posted by Chris Macho   

Listen or Buy "Go To Church"

#393

"Shine like Rudolph. Nigga, fuck Prancer."
- Ice Cube, Doin' What It 'Pose To Do

Filed under: Probably had shitty Christmases in his youth



Posted by Chris D'Elia

#381

"Kinda flossy, kinda bossy."
- Ice Cube, Until We Rich

This is so insecure. Oh yeah and flossy isn't something.

Filed under: Doesn't have what it takes to be the boss



Posted by Chris Macho   

#342

"Went to Mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom."
- Ice Cube, Steady Mobbin'

This is a SONG. Leave out shit like this. Also... You're a grown man taking shits at your parents house and then talking about it. Get your life together.

Filed under: Not our business / Parents hate it when you come around



Posted by Chris Macho   

#309

"Best in the nation on this Playstation."
- Ice Cube, Gotta Be Insanity

You're a grown man, remember. I'm surprised he didn't say "Na na-na na na na" after this because that's usually what comes after a sentence like this.

Besides that, this just isn't true.



Posted by Chris Macho   

#266

"Now pull in the parkin' lot, nigga find a parkin' spot."
- Ice Cube, Do Ya Thang

Too banal to be rapping about.

Filed under: Trivial / Should never recap parking / (PARKING!)

#143

"Wipin' my ass with 20s."
- Ice Cube, Until We Rich

Such a bad role model it's unbelievable.

#113

"Even saw the lights of the GoodYear Blimp and it read 'Ice Cube's a pimp'."
- Ice Cube, It Was a Good Day

No, this did not happen.

Filed Under: Completely making shit up

#96

"Bitch niggas STILL wanna check my urine."
- Ice Cube, Child Support

Okay, well if by "bitch niggas" you mean doctors, I guess I understand.

But if you mean like, anybody else... then I do not know where you are hanging out and who you are meeting but you should probably not associate with these people anymore. And the fact that they are STILL doing this implies that it's been happening for a while now. So hurry.

Filed under: Meet new people