Snacks and Shit

#507

"I make a million by June, I'm saying fuck July."

-Jadakiss, Blood Pressure by The LOX

"That's right. I'm gonna go May, June, August."

Hey, Jadakiss, Just because you're having a good year doesn't mean you have to take it out on a month. And what do you mean, "Fuck July"?

Filed under: Taking anger out on abstract things / Giving up





Posted by Chris Macho 

#317

"Out of shape but I make sure my gun is healthy."
- Jadakiss, Made You Look Remix by Nas

Guns don't work out. People work out.

Therefore... a gun cannot be healthy, no matter what. In fact, even putting a gun on an active treadmill is the most unhealthy idea I can think of.

Filed under: Guns don't have stamina at all



Posted by Chris D'Elia   

#283

"Just make sure you mention my name in the top brackets. And make sure they mention your name as the top faggot."
- Jadakiss, Air It Out

I just... laughed... so hard at this.

"Top brackets" are something. A "top faggot" is nothing. You can't be the best at being gay or gayer than other gays. If you have sex with a man, you're just gay.

Also how would you like to be in that meeting with Jada and the record exec?
Jadakiss: "Hey make sure you put my name up there, in the top bracket for the record sales thingy (pointing to an official paper of some sort that reads 'Top Record Sales')... And then make sure to put your name... right there (pointing to a column that Jadakiss wrote in with a pen entitled 'Top Faggot').
Record Exec: "But... (sigh) nevermind."

Filed under: So predjudiced / so angry for no apparent reason

#271

"My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360."
- Jadakiss, We Gonna Make It

This would be sucky if this actually happened in your house. Also, if anything, don't you mean to say 180?

Filed under: Lost his mind

#164

"Got a chick named Superhead. She give super head."
- Jadakiss, Blood Pressure by The Lox

Nobody should be named Superhead. We could have just done with a simple "Got a chick that gives super head".

Filed Under: Worst name ever

D'Elia: It's like she's a superhero and her powers are sucking cock. Ummm... that's a bad superpower. Crime would be rampant. Villains would be everywhere hoping that Superhead would come suck their dicks.

Extra filed under: Worst superhero ever

#68

"If I ain't on some shit, I'm gettin' on it."
Jadakiss, Kiss Of Death

This isn't something and doesn't really mean anything. I get the sense that Jadakiss is the kind of guy that you just nod your head at and say "Oh, that's pretty cool." It's also kind of weird that he doesn't know if he's on shit or gettin' on it... Whatever "shit" may be.

#34

"C'mon, put your hands up. Nah, fuck that! Put your hands down!"

- Jadakiss, Put Your Hands Up

This quote is the chorus to the song, which means it's said over and over again. Here's the rule; You should decide what you want people to do with their hands before you start rapping about it.