"While you're imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone, and defecating on your microphone."
- Lauryn Hill, Ready Or Not
I like to imagine this conversation happened at some point in history...
Person who uses the mic after Lauryn Hill: "Uh, why does this microphone smell like shit?"
Stagehand: "Oh because Lauryn Hill was just here, and ya know... she was being Nina Simone."
Person who uses the mic after Lauryn Hill: "... AND?"
Stagehand: "You know... the other guy was imitating Al Capone and then... she took a shit on it... duh."
Filed under: A bad idea for all involved parties
Posted by Chris D'Elia
