Snacks and Shit

#230

"The town done fucked around and voted me the mayor."
- Mack 10, Inglewood Swangin'

As far as I know, nobody fucks around and votes. And you're definitely not, and never have been, the mayor of Inglewood. However, it would be certain that if you were the mayor, it would be because everyone was fucking around and voting instead of just, you know... voting.

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#206

"I do the damn thang... I let my nuts hang."
- Mack 10, Do The Damn Thing

When you say "do the damn thing" I think you mean "I don't do anything at all"... You and this guy have been hanging out too much. To be clear, you're not letting your nuts do anything. Other things that you can't say:

1) I do the damn thang... I let my bones hang out underneath my skin.
2) I do the damn thang... I let my shit come out when I'm shittin'.
3) I do the damn thang... I let my knees chill where they are, that's right -- in the middle of my legs.