Snacks and Shit

#530

"From my naps, to the bunion on my big toe."
Method Man, Shadowboxin' by GZA

Hey Method Man, you forgot to mention: crosswords, metamucil, soup, shuffle board & bingo night.

Filed under: Kills it at nursing homes, "Bad Hip" Hop

 

 

 

 

Posted by Nick Spears

#308

"Liar, liar, set your pussy on fire."
- Method Man, Left & Right by D'Angelo

Okay, so this comes from something kids say obviously. But instead of 'pussy' kids say 'pants'. So like, basically what Method Man effectively did here was took something that children say, and made it more immature. That's really hard to do...

Let me try though...
1) Row, row, row your boat, gently down the titties.
2) The driver on the bus goes, "Touch my dick."
3) Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O. With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there. Here a "moo" there a "moo" Everywhere a "shit-on-my-chest-while-fucking-me".

That actually took me 7 minutes and I feel terrible now.

Filed under: Bad role model



Posted by Chris D'Elia   

#260

"In a room full of crackers, I might cut the cheese."
- Method Man, Redbull by Wu-Tang Clan

I want to point out that at the very end of this line, someone makes a really immature farting noise. Rapping about farting shouldn't be allowed (it happens way more often than it should - See #10, #55, #195, #253 to start).

Filed under: So immature / So childish / Farting

#133

"Who I'm is?"
- Method Man, 50 Buck by Ghostface Killah

This is how Method Man's childhood must have gone...

Six Year Old Method Man: "Hey mom I got my report card today."
Method Man's Mom: "What did you get in English?"
Six Year Old Method Man: "F minus."
Method Man's Mom: "Oh... well... Who cares really? Go watch TV."

This is actually what someone who all of a sudden got amnesia would say... if he also didn't know English.

Filed under: Bad role model

#69

"I'm the bastard that shits on bitches. Explain this."
Ja Rule, Four Seasons by Method Man and Redman

I'll take a stab at an explanation. You shit on bitches because you are a horrible person and you had a terrible childhood.

#48

"Shittin' like 'No he didn't!', wipin' my ass and splittin'."
- Method Man, Y.O.U.

I would never invite Method Man over.