Snacks and Shit

#188

"Burger rappers screamin', 'Where's the beef?'."
- Sean Price, Violent

Dear Sean Price,

A burger rapper is not something. A burger wrapper is something. But we don't think this is what you were saying. And if you were, then they are not screaming anything because they are inanimate objects.

Sincerely,
Everybody everywhere

Filed under: Completely lost his mind

#151

"I'm such a failure."
- Sean Price, Violent

For those of you who don't know, this is the first thing said in this song. Oh. My. God. You can't begin a song like this. He continues:

"I'd just like to say... nothin' really."

"CUT! I think we better stop this take and start over." (What I just wrote here is something that obviously wasn't spoken by a producer in the booth.)

Filed Under: self-esteem and confidence issues