"I'mma be brilliant with my millions. Loan out a billion, and get back a trillion."
-Will.I.Am, Imma Be by Black Eyed Peas
Loaning out billions, huh? No, you're not.
And even if you did, this wouldn't work.
So stop lying.
Filed under: Not gonna happen
Posted by Chris Macho
"If we have a President's Day and a Veteran's Day, let's have a Titty Holiday."
- Will.I.Am, Keep Bouncin' (Street) by Too $hort
Filed under: Not going to get elected president.
Chris Macho is a writer living in Los Angeles.
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