Snacks and Shit

#196

"Make that pussy fart for the Ying Yang twins."
- Ying Yang Twins, Salt Shaker

(Staying in line with the fart posts...)

Ray Charles: "I'm a fool for you..."
The Beatles: "I wanna hold your hand..."
Elvis: "Let me be your teddy bear..."
The Ying Yang Twins: "Make that pussy fart for the Ying Yang twins..."

Filed under: Chivalry is completely dead

D'Elia: Also if you're thinking about the Ying Yang Twins while having sex, that's homosexual.

#159

"Hey, bitch. Wait til you see my dick. I'mma beat that pussy up. Like, bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum bee-yum."
- Ying Yang Twins, Wait

Saying "bee-yum" sixteen times after something that is already the rudest thing ever to say to a woman really just kinda nails it home doesn't it?

Filed under: Bad with women