Snacks and Shit

#428

"Somebody better tell 'em that we in this bitch like an unborn baby."
- Fabolous, Everything, Everyday, Everywhere

"Excuse me. I just wanted to let you guys know... See those guys over there? I was thinking everybody would be better off if I mentioned that they're in this bitch like an unborn baby."

Blank stares.

"So... yeah."



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/buy "Everything, Everyday, Everywhere"

#271

"My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360."
- Jadakiss, We Gonna Make It

This would be sucky if this actually happened in your house. Also, if anything, don't you mean to say 180?

Filed under: Lost his mind

#254

"Lay the beef on his noodle, make some Luger lasagna. Forty-cal fettuccine, trey-pound pasta... ya reach for this medallion, you must like Italian, nigga."
- Fabolous, You Ain't Got Nuthin' by Lil Wayne

This is such a long, roundabout way to tell people that not to mess with you and touch your stuff. We don't need all the Italian food shit in there. In fact, it's just kind of making me hungry.

Filed under: Don't rap if you're hungry