"The new Benz is all white, call it John McCain."
- Maino, All The Above
Maino: Check it out, there's John McCain.
Somebody: What?! Where?
Maino: Right there, that white Mercedez... my new car.
Somebody: I can't be your friend because you do things like that.
Filed under: Worst metaphor
Posted by Chris Macho


