Snacks and Shit

#378

"There was Brenda, Leticia, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia, Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki, Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky, Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor... Tanya, Diane, Lori and Carla, Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina, about three Kims, Latoya, and Tina, Shelley, Bridget, Kathy, Rasheeda, Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita, Stacy, Tracie, Ronna, and Rhonda, Donna, Yolanda, Tawana, and Wanda..."
- DMX, What These Bitches Want

Everyone at the BBQ: "GET TO THE FUCKIN' POOOINT!!!!"

Filed under: Worst storyteller / Just naming girls and saying "ice cream parlor"



Posted by Chris D'Elia   

#50

"When I know you wrong I say 'you right'. And when I wanna say 'no' I say 'I might'."
Fabolous, Uh Ooh (remix) by Lumidee

Yeah, sooooo... that's just confusing and people will probably eventually stop hanging out with you if you continue to do that.

It's just kind of a bad idea all around. For instance, if Fabolous didn't want a hamburger and you said, "Fabolous, would you like a hamburger?" He would say, "I might." Then you'd ask him later like, "Hey, Fabolous. How 'bout that burger now?" And then again he'd just say, "Yeah, I might want one." This would just continue until one of two things happened. Either a) you'd get frustrated with Fabolous and think he's a complete asshole or, b) he would finally actually want the burger because enough time passed. Instead of saying "I might" when you mean "no", you should just say "no". End of story.

Filed under: Way too misleading.