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"I ain't never seen a ass like that. The way you move it. You make my pee-pee go da-doing doing doing."
- Eminem, Ass Like That

"I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing."
- Eminem, Ass Like That

"And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee-pee-pee."
- Eminem, Ass Like That

"I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee-pee on the radio... but I think I did."
- Eminem, Ass Like That

"So, Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please?"
- Eminem, Ass Like That

Where to start? This is off the charts immature. You can't say pee-pee this much in a song unless -- and I truly mean this -- you're under 4 years of age. But, I suppose if you were to do this you'd get your mouth washed out with soap. So, I guess I don't really have any solutions, then. How about this... Don't ever say pee-pee this much in a song. No, hang on... Don't ever say pee-pee in a song period.

Filed under: Bladder issues / So unsophisticated