Snacks and Shit

#545

"Where the cops at? Because I'm drunk as fuck. Tell them I'm far from sober. 'Cause if the po-po happen to pull me over, I'mma just tell 'em..."

Ludacris, Everybody Drunk

Good call. Just tell them that you're drunk as fuck. I'm sure they'll understand and thank you for your honesty.

Filed under: Worst Idea Ever / Idiot / Definitely going to jail

 

 

 

Posted by Chris Macho

#503

"All our whips got navigation while your whips is just garbation."
- Noreaga, Superthug

You make a good point there about everybody else's car being garbation. All sophisticated and logical and shit.

Filed under: Such an idiot.

 

 

Posted by Chris Macho

#467

"Do it ride good?"

-Dorrough, Ice Cream Paint Job 

Oh no no no no no no no nooooooooo.

Filed under: Not even trying to say it right



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Ice Cream Paint Job"

#458

 "What the fuck, I'm an animal: half man, half mammal."

-Jay-Z, Already Home

And all imbecile.

Filed under: So erroneous



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Already Home"

#430

"Watch me make a movie like Albert Hitchcock."
- Pitbull, 1, 2 3, 4 I Know You Want Me

Who's Albert Hitchcock? Is that Alfred Hitchcock's idiot brother?

Filed Under: Needs a research assistant / Simply incorrect



Posted by Chris Macho