Snacks and Shit

#532

"Why you open up ya ass and let me travel in there?"

Busta Rhymes, Ass On Your Shoulders

Hey Busta, Any chick that would respond with "OK!" is fuckin disgusting.

Filed under: Likes buttholes, Not smooth

Macho: Yeah what does he mean 'travel'? It's his dick. It's not catching a flight out of LAX...

Extra filed under: Not traveling

 

 

 

 

Posted by Nick Spears

#506

"Hey yo, we about to take everybody from every street and throw a party in the Grand Canyon, come on!"

- Busta Rhymes, Make It Clap

THE GRAND CANYON!!! I mean, worst party ever. Do you know how hard it would be to find the actual party?

And what do you mean "take everybody from every street"? The criteria for attending this party is you have to... be on a street? So just everyone?

Filed under: Basically kidnapping a lot of people






Posted by Chris Macho 

#453

 "Money fuckin' retarded call it Down syndrome money."

-Busta Rhymes, La La by Lil Wayne

"Do you guys accept Down syndrome money here?"
"Sir, get out."

Thanks, I'll think I'll just keep on calling it money.

Filed under: No thanks



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "La La"

#414

"Before I monkey shit on you niggas."
- Busta Rhymes, Monkey Shit by M.O.P.

Actually you probably will just regular shit... even though you probably won't even do that.

Filed under: Weirdest threat ever



Posted by Chris D'Elia

Listen/Buy "Monkey Shit"

#329

"I gotta big up my nigga named Saddam Hussein."
-Busta Rhymes, It's A Party

Okay first of all Saddam Hussein doesn't know who you are. But even if you guys were friends, like, I mean... how the hell do you guys know each other?

Busta Rhymes in Saudi Arabia: "Hey Saddam! Big up!"
Saddam Hussein: "Kill him."

Filed under: Pretending you're friends with Iraqi presidents



Posted by Chris D'Elia   

#311

"International chicks on my New York dick."
- Busta Rhymes, New York Shit

I guess if you're from New York you may be able to say that you have a "New York dick"... I mean... I guess...

It's just funny to think that there are people out there who have like, a South Dakota pussy or something.

Filed under: Dicks are just dicks and not regional



Posted by Chris D'Elia   

#232

"I'm friends with the guy that designs the way money looks in the future."
- Busta Rhymes, Like Ohh by Grafh

This is just too weird and specific really to say in a rap song... or any song.

It's also completely pathetic to tell us who your friends are. But since we are on the subject, I'm friends with Dave M, Chris S, Chris M, Matt, Dave S, Mike, Ashton and Todd.

Also you aren't friends with the guy who designs the way money looks in the future.

Oh, and also even if you are no one cares.

Oh, and also you should just be better friends with the guy who designs better tattoos for your arm... in the future.

Filed under: Sad and pathetic

#210

"Silly with my nine-milly."
- Busta Rhymes, Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See

I kind of don't know how one could be 'silly' with a nine-millimeter gun. Unless by 'silly' you mean 'dangerous'.

Or maybe instead of 'nine-milly' you meant... that outfit?

#154

"Straight smack a nigga in his face like this was handball."
- Busta Rhymes, The Monument by Wu Tang Clan

This just simply isn't a part of handball. This analogy is even worse than the Star Trek one in #146.

Here are some more examples of analogies that don't work...
1) I eat so much, that people call me "Guy Who Never Eats".
2) People like me more than someone who always annoys the shit out of you by poking your eyes.
3) I'm hotter than the number seven.

Filed under: Worst analogy ever

#106

"Yo! I said hello hi hi hello hello hi hello hello."
- Busta Rhymes, Rotate by Capone and Noreaga

When you say this in a single sentence, it means you have 100%, completely lost your mind.

Filed under: Salutation bombardment