Snacks and Shit

#276

"Phoenix-- capital of Arizona. But that means nothin'. I'm just saying something."
- Erick Sermon, Can U Hear Me Now

If you're going to say this, it should be while you're talking to your friend. Not recorded in a song and sold.

I take that back. You actually just shouldn't say it. I mean, maybe the first sentence. But not the second part.

He also says this in the same song... "I never took my dog to the vet."

This song should not be called "Can U Hear Me Now." It should be called... "One Side Of A Conversation."

Filed under: What an asshole

#140

"I be a headbanger to my very last breath."
- Erick Sermon, K.I.M.

Erick Sermon's chiropractor: "Okay, you're all set. Now remember, you need to stop... ya know."

Erick Sermon: "Sorry, Doc, '...to my very last breath'."

Erick Sermon's chiropractor sighs.

Filed under: Not fun/Don't sit next to this person at the movies

#122

"You remind me of my fat gold chain."
- Erick Sermon, Fat Gold Chain

I tried saying this to a girl the other day. She got mad. This is so rude.

Filed under: Plain rude

#70

"In all five boroughs, I've pissed on trees. I'm a dog."
- Erick Sermon, Relentless

That doesn't make you a dog. It just makes you a weird asshole.

#23

"You can ask Dr. Phil. I'm ill."

- Erick Sermon, Like Me

Here's how I imagine that would actually go...

Someone: "Hey Dr. Phil. Is Erick Sermon ill?"

Dr. Phil: "Who?"