Snacks and Shit

#370

"Suck a nigga dick or somethin'. Suck a nigga dick or somethin'. Suck a nigga dick or somethin'. Suck a nigga dick or somethin'."
- Juicy J, Slob On My Knob by Three 6 Mafia

Frankly, I think the best thing to remember when ordering people around like this is to just try and stick to your guns and to keep your confidence up in your own plan.

If we took a poll, I think most people would choose "Or something" over the first option.

Filed under: Insecure/Bad team leader



Posted by Chris Macho   

#205

"Slob on my knob like corn on the cob. Check in with me, and do your job."
- Juicy J, Slob On My Knob by Three 6 Mafia

Employee: Hi, boss, I just got here... Checking in.
Boss: Oh good, you're here. Let's just get back to work on what we had you doing last week... slobbing on my knob. And if you get stuck, just remember: think corn on the cob.

[zzzzzziiiiiip]

Filed under: Disgusting/"Slob" isn't a verb